“Justice involved population” isn’t widely used outside of academia, where it applies to more than just people in prison. But since Andy Beshear hates when euphemisms are used in this area, here’s something for him to work on back home in Kentucky, where deaths in his state prisons have spiked.
obviously what democrats really need to be doing to win elections in suburban seats is to nominate moderates who vote with republicans on immigration and identity issues
Franklin Graham -- "I would hope the President and Pope Leo can meet at some point, and that the Pope would have the ***opportunity to thank the President for his efforts to protect religious liberty.***"
brb getting my armor together for the next papist crusade
What if the 2028 Dem nominee is someone who wants to forgive and forget?
They're doing An L.A. Goodbye?!
It should be up on podcast apps shortly, but I'm expanding my newsletter to a podcast -- a medium I know realize I've been using for *twenty years* -- and in our first episode I'm talking about Trump trying to fight the Papacy.
Direct link here:
There are only two types of Catholic Converts.
Ones who like what you've done with the place.
And ones who think you could flip it for a profit with a gut renovation.
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...DOCTORS DON’T WEAR WHITE ROBES WITH RED SASHES. Famously a Jesus thing! Specifically a Jesus thing! And I’m not just saying that, SPIRIT HALLOWEEN IS SAYING THAT!
OK IT'S UP. And it's.... a bit longer than 500 words.
The Pope. The President. The AI... thing. The blasphemy. The 60 Minutes piece. The Catholic vote.
All of it. Every last dumb piece of it, treated with the level of dumb it deserves. Click, won't you?
“I thought it was me as a doctor” is such a childish lie that the media’s refusal to call it that and drive in circles to say “trump denied it was an image of jesus and said he thought it was a doctor” is an implicit admission that they will never truthfully report on trump for the rest of his life
hold on getting this embroidered onto some vestments
i didn't vote for the Pope because of CRIME
i voted for the Pope because he said he'd put good Italian Beef sandwich shops in every major American city
It’s profoundly ignorant to suggest that the Pope should be fighting crime on behalf of the Catholic Church. Anyone who was remotely familiar with Roman Catholicism would know that that’s what Daredevil is for
yes OBVIOUSLY this is what we're talking about on omgreg.com tomorrow
This is a much better photo than my view so reposting it instead hahaha
help i am stuck in a time loop
I am seeing jokes on how the Galactic Senate used the Space 25th Amendment on Chancellor Valorum in The Phantom Menace, and I hate to break it to you but parliamentary systems have Votes of No Confidence / snap elections as a mechanism. USA unfortunately does not.
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Usha Vance Catches Husband Measuring Her Skull Again
Usha Vance Catches Husband Measuring Her Skull Again
another one, inverse edition!
See you there, baby!
WOW
i have to know who is lining up this man's beard IN HUNGARY
Once again, you do not have to give it up to Tucker Carlson for making a point you could make without being a psychotic monster dauphin.
Reposting because I'm watching the same mistakes:
*whispers* it really helps the Trump Administration if the bar tonight is 'a nuke' because then when it's just carpet bombing that will seem like responsible constraint
Anyone who says “Donald Trump can’t…” the next 4 years needs to name the human beings (not pieces of paper) who will stop him from doing it.
“Draymond can’t keep gettin’ away with these flagrants!” of course he can, you think Adam Silver gonna kick him out?
This looks absolutely incredible!
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READ THIS OUT LOUD TO YOUR FAMILY AT EASTER BRUNCH.
Seung Min Kim @seungminkim WASHINGTON (AP) — Trump promises strikes on Iran’s power plants and bridges on Tuesday if the Strait of Hormuz isn't reopened.
textbook sanewashing