I know nothing about fashion:

Even I could tell you why that armband is a bad idea.

Wait, we don't wait an entire month anymore?

Grijalva must be furious.

He gave his thoughts away when he said "they raise their sons" like 27 times.

Getting rid of those ovaries.

Which ones are left? Tulsi gave herself a little breathing room, but that won't last long.

That leaves Karoline and Linda McMahon who are probably safe cause they have "women" jobs.

America wanted the easy answers to a complicated problem and now we're paying for it.

Next time if it seems too good to be true, remember this lesson America.

Amazing doesn't necessarily equal a good thing.

He knows this war has been an unmitigated disaster and he can't convince us otherwise, which infuriates him.

And most terrifying for him is there's no one to bail him out. He's never had to deal with consequences before.

He's right. People are arguing that Charlie Kirk should have a national holiday, while simultaneously viciously shutting down anyone who points out the awful things he said.

We don't humanize men, we saintify them.

It really kills him that Obama and Biden will both be remembered more fondly and seen as much better presidents than him.

It'll just get worse as time goes on Donnie.

And that he's mad at his mother.

Dude I'm sorry you have Mommy issues, but work that out on therapy and leave the rest of the women alone.

It is gerrymandering and that is something that this country long embraced and the Supreme Court blessed.

Republicans don't get to be upset that Democrats are playing by their rules now. If they want fair maps in blue and purple states, they can agree to end the practice nationally.

Literally no one - not even Marsha's fellow cult members - are saying that.

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The oldest known image of Keith Richards, published around 1140 AD ...

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The entire world.

He has no intention of going through with it. This is another way to make Der Fuhrer happy so he won't lose his job.

"See? I also file stupid charges that I have no chance of winning just to stick it to these fake news organizations!"

Ah yeah. Let's get that deposition going!

(I know full well he'll drop it long before, but let me dream a little.)

"This is no longer a winning issue for us so we should just move on since our cynical decision to co-opt it has backfired majorly."

"I hate him passionately."

- Coward Tucker Carlson when the cameras can't hear him.

"Ha I'm just kidding. JD will be around shortly to get that $100 back and charge you a fee for making me eat my food cold.

Me, tipping? 😆"

He's pulling a Tulsi and giving Der Fuhrer an ego gift to make him happy so he won't fire him.

It's a mixture of sunk-cost fallacy and a segment of the population who like crazy.

America: we hate this guy so much even the Cult has gotten over him.

Republicans: clearly we have to cling even tighter to him.

We don't know how many terrorist attacks Biden's FBI stopped because Wray smartly understood that it was more important that the information be kept quiet for security purposes than brag about it and let everyone know.

Granted Wray wasn't desperate to save his job.

"We also couldn't find the murderer of Charlie Kirk or the Brown University shooter until they were hand delivered to us and I haven't even pretended like I care about what happened to Nancy Guthrie.

So let's call it a wash."

Kash hasn't bother to try and has lost interest if even pretending to try.

Plagues. We're finally to the plague part of the end times.

Is this him finally telling us he's dying?

I can't let myself hope that this is him saying goodbye because he knows "the end is near."

Seems like at this point you'd want career diplomats who actually know what they're doing and the time for amateur hour is over, but what do I know?