i never felt more at one with the world. Everytime I listen to Mothership Connection I feel like I'm back there again. maybe my favorite album ever

in college in western mass we took a shit ton of mushrooms and my friend drove my 91 buick lesabre to the ashram next to this giant waterfall while this album played and the fake woodpanel started to swirl around itself somewhere around the start of Unfunky UFO and i've never felt more at peace

Whyyyy did Donald Trump, president Donald J. Trump, Of Theee United States, of America, why did Donald Trump bomb an Iranian girls' school? Welllllll because they wouldn't let him rape themmmm

Working on my new impression, Israeli comedian Neil Kkkkhamburger

growing up i always remember my dad's alarm going off at 4 am to go to his job at GM and loudly yelling "fucking cocksucker" for some reason I have a hard time holding on to a job, no idea why

clay not grey

like a room full of 15 people and no one else saw "grey stools" and immediately reacted to it. i'm not crazy. all i wanted was a pepsi

thank god someone else saw the grey stools. Everyone looked at me like a weirdo at the party earlier

like fuck a big tent, kick the Lincoln Project motherfuckers to the curb. Go start your own party assholes

this is kind of a clever post but don't forget the Lincoln Project is to push Democrats into right wing racism and pedophilia. that's their goal. like fuck the Lincoln Project. again they hired pedophiles and racists that wear the confederate flag proudly

it's about 5'2"

everytime I see a Dave Portnoy post I have to make clear "not all massholes"

wasssup gurrrl

So excited for this cardigan i found today. It's like '90s emo Dr. Clayton Forrester

3rrrrd bassssse

i don't recall saying I was a "good one"

middle aged guys with squinty eyes and a gradually greying beard need to rise up. so sick of right wing grifters making us look like assholes. yeah I'll take a selfy in my car while I'm driving over Nick Shirley's skull like he's Phil Leatardo

this is good news but Bitcoin people will never suffer as much as they deserve to suffer. Hot pitchforks in the center of hell. I want a mixtape of their screeches of suffering

hopefully theres a short of

mike johnson walking in on his son jackin it

because the imaginary Bailey's told him to? also because he's functionally r.........d?

who could have predicted a president would have shut down the entire gov't bc he is a pedophile. actually that's very believable we prob should stop electing pedophiles

racist

what i'm saying i have prostate cancer

ironically that's similar to my doctor's diagnosis the other day "by HPV"

just remember you can always eat the rich. long pig

keep in mind the money has been allocated. this is just the trump admin being cartoonishly evil

not the first mormons to slay a bunch of buffaloes

breaking: Cambridge police tell reporter they finally have something to do, possibly, allegedly

i dunno if i'd be quoting David Frum. like even if he randomly made a good point that dude needs to be redacted redacted in his redacted. just a spray of redacted across the redacted redacted