Hell yeah

Michael Jordan gambles because he's competitive as fuck. Pete Rose gambled because he's a fucking degenerate

If you believe Michael Jordan ever took a dive in a game and let someone think they beat him then I'm not shocked you think OJ didn't do it

Next year will be the 10th anniversary of this joke still not being dated. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ssj_...

Gonna spend the next two years spamming every elected Dem about the concept of "damnatio memoriae." Chisel his name off every inscription. Build over the various Trump Towers like they're Nero's Golden House. Remove him from physical memory, not to forget but as a sign of disrespect to the man.

Stone cold

This crowd sounds so sauced and so ready to kill him

She's got...a GREAT ASP

Him: "Alright let's get you home safe."

Her: "I am paying for our drinks and calling a cab."

Good on you girl!!

So many things are so incredibly bad in this world, but getting an Orange Julius on a sunny day is absolutely not one of them

A Florida woman is facing charges after using a kayak in a mall fountain while dressed as a pirate and shouting orders at shoppers. Headshot shows a woman with spiky blond hair and an eyepatch

Florida is a world leader in Sentence™ exports

Hijacking this to say that every Leonard Cohen cover is better than the original

From the Earth to the Moon, standing by

Prisoners in jumpsuits being frogmarched to a waiting ILLINOIS DEPT OF CORRECTIONS bus, with signage on the side.

People in a polished business building corridor, an office front along a wall with the lettering AND SANITATION visible.

Last FUGITIVE post for now, targeted at the extremely narrow overlap of Trek and font fans. The bus has Handel Gothic lettering, which is what the episode titles on VOY and DS9 are. And the AND SANITATION sign Kimble speeds past during the staircase chase is Microgramma, the ship registry font.

One thing about Kash Patel eventually being fired is there’s no way to imagine what his face will look like upon hearing the news.

I'm sorry, I do not speak Portuguese. En français?

The post you're replying to was marked as being written in Portuguese by its author. Would you like to reply in Portuguese? Yes English

Replying with an emoji because I do not speak Portuguese

Tweet from Sarah Lazarus (@sarahclazarus): Bodega guy (muslim): happy easter Me (jewish): thanks, happy easter Panicky mob (christian): WE ARE UNDER ATTACK

Shit. Retroactively failing history class. The last twenty years of nightmares have been right all along

Peach Orchard Cobbler

Jesus was a good guy. He didn't need this shit.

I think poetry foundation dot org would call it a feminine rhyme

www.poetryfoundation.org/education/gl...

Older grey haired Australian cattle dog, sitting on a couch, with her dainty paws crossed over each other

Can't choose. I miss Phoebe too

I miss Yoda

Exactly one year ago today:

Cancel Reply Forbidden Jay Bluesky is made with Al, the engineers and even some non-engineers use Claude code Can you ask them to stop?

Asking the forbidden question

A white garment with some kind of food stain. Humiliating.

A pair of dirty hands rest on a car engine. Rough, tough, cool.

Here is an easy solution:

Food stains are humiliating, as they suggest you're a little baby who can't feed themselves.

Oil stains, such as those you'd get from working on your car, suggest you're tough, independent, and skilled.

Thus, simply cover your food stains with used motor oil.

You gotta think the priest who baptized Vance or whenever ran his CCD program is sitting around right now rocking back and forth and going "oh I biffed it. I biffed it so bad, I'm gonna get yelled at"

Eat my ass