Hell, we're bringing down capitalism as a whole to ensure this never happens again.

Okay, I can hear the frogs outside calling me.

I'm high and bout to commune with nature y'all, highly recommend it.

This is why I'm high right now. Fucking rich people getting high on our taxes, I may as well enjoy the end of the fucking world.

Motorists aren't in traffic, they are traffic.

Sports people are so weird.

Delete Wall Street.

#EpsteinFiles

Payphones were lifesavers, the only reason they got rid of them was so the cellphone companies could have a captive audience.

Also, if your idea of "camping" includes a fucking truck then you don't fucking camp, you're just a weak assed tourist.

Um, that smaller truck was used to tow 747s. You are really dumb.

The irony in that the small one is capable of hauling a 747 and both have the same bed size.

Wait, that isn't the set of Hoth?

a bald man in a white uniform is saying how bout no ALT: a bald man in a white uniform is saying how bout no

Iran should just say "no", and be all sarcastic and dramatic about it too.

420 THOUSAND OF US DIED STOPPING A MAN WHO SPOKE LIKE TRUMP

Sue the motherfucking federal government.

I disagree with Mr. Jeffries here, we absolutely need to keep blaming his voters too, they chose Pedopublicans because they wanted to punish the minorities.

My youngest cat loves me so much. The new mattress arriving scared her, but she loves me enough to come out begging for a piece of beef jerky.

So much love.

#comedy #catsofbluesky

Many Star Wars fans will hate this, but the Jedi are not the good guys. The Jedi are just the better guys because of the Empire.

But really, they had to add in all the Nazi shit to make the Empire look bad or they would have been the good guys.

Sith are the good guys.

Don't be too sure, Shoreline has shitty transportation infrastructure based entirely on deadly machines and a rampant pedestrian death problem.

So I got a new mattress and poor Lylla was so scared of it. But now she has her under the bed cave back so I think she's over it.

The farmers voted for this shit. They were also raising the prices while making record profits in the past. Fuck them.

Y'all better not flee to western Washington, we have no more room.

Fucking energy companies are crooked as hell.

Street preaching needs to be banned.

Facebook almost banned, then they decided not too. Hmm, this will be interesting.

Tariffs were always a way to give more money to the corporations. Anyone who didn't see this happen is a moron.

Good, cyclists are not the problem, motorist are the murderers.

I love you, but every time I see you I have to remember you aren't one of the Pedopublicans because you just look like one.

It's so sad that cis het white men have become the face of the enemy.

The Alienated Knowledge Class Could Turn Violent Societies that exile, their intellectuals risk turning them into revolutionaries. It happened in the 1970s.

Hello.