seeing a hot girl is like taking a thousand gunshots to the cooch and brother I think I just stepped in front of a firing squad

YEAH I hope janelle bynum is having a field day rn

An onion will do well for such a shift

thank you. she's a kicker 🙄

I never want to see anyone from happy valley succeed. me included

AHAHA LORI CHAVEZ-DEREMER RESIGNATION AHAHAHAHA

basically lack of social life + continuous minor Ls for 3 months straight has caught up with me and every day I have been fighting the urge to be 13 yo again and every day I win but I also lose a little bit.

nothing physically has happened to me but lately I've been fighting some stupid mental ghosts

actually also this is a lie if I hate for too long I feel a part of me is dying

hate her? I hardly bone her!

hb stands for hater boner

"how did you know I had a tumblr?" girl you are pronouncing Unnecessarily Capitalized Words with your voice in a way that activates my fight or flight

sometimes someone in real life talks with such extreme internet voice I have to leave like I thought we were all growing out of that

car bumper sticker that says "can you see me? Let's make eye contact. Let's be safe."

extremely intimate truck sticker

whatever I'll just have to try again at some point

>have idea
>yay fun!.jpg
>get equipment
>ignore instructions on equipment
>flop on making a tshirt so hard it goes pro in flopping

Gosford Park (2001)

Gosford World (2015)

Gosford World: Fallen Kingdom (2018)

my body is like a clock (has hands)

I think the truth is I just want to look at a rich cerulean as much as possible

once a year I think about getting blue hair and then I remember how much of a trial matching outfits to your brightly colored hair is

let's clock in at the outside factory

Sharing “genderless burger experience” here for those who haven’t seen it

lost and delirious, penis so serious

I <3 crying I really do. If I could cry recreationally I would.

Bouncing dvd screensaver I understand you

exit 8 was fine but in my head I kept going "oh my god we get itttt you're scared of being a fatherrrrr"

I feel so fortunate every time I wake up. To be a chipmunk. To be in a world-famous band. Our fans make this all posible

You can't just make a blog called "killharrystyles" YouTube video by Kacie Kerlin

youtu.be/Kdw37kjsyXk?... this video is constantly playing in my head jsyk

we must put an end to stock websites

dreamt of a wrestler with a farmers wife kind of persona named "aunty mary so horny"