“Cuomo stays in the race after losing the primary”-ass quarter

REVEREND: And now, the couple has elected to write their own vows. We’ll start with the groom

GROOM: [clears throat] WHAZAAHHHHHH,

The Onion Is Turning Alex Jones’ Infowars Into a Parody Site With a Rainbow Logo Love wins.

Love wins.

I'm not joking when I say mRNA technology is more important than "AI" and it's a tragedy we're throwing billions into one while our government is aggressively defunding the other.

Someday, with luck and hard work, she will have a name too.

What if we just cleared Congress of all the abusers and sex pests this week

what is stopping us

who cares what party they are in

good day for resignations

mr president

Awful NYT story on Lauren Sanchez Bezos with an awful photo of her to go with

Marge Simpson's face all fucked up on a tshirt

In Praise Of Cafe du Monde And Tourist Trap Eateries Everywhere | Defector I went to New Orleans for a wedding last weekend. I used to go there pretty often, for work conventions and lots of Jazzfests, but hadn’t been back since Katrina. I was happy at how much the city, in…

In praise of Cafe du Monde and tourist trap eateries everywhere:

Trump or God. Pick a side. It’s finally happening

I think another reason many Americans Feel Bad About the Economy:

There is a constant barrage of information indicating to the casual observer that people who run scams and lie and refuse to play by the rules aren't just going unpunished, they're *making way more money than you are* as a result.

they should bring back celebrity deathmatch. the world needs a claymation fight between the pope and trump more than ever

Pope Leo on an airplane, standing in the aisle, holding a baseball bat.

Say "weak on crime" again. I dare you.

if we can send four people to the moon and back, we can surely send one person to the sun and not back

Quite the week for the president of the United States on Truth Social.

Sunday: "Praise be to Allah!"

Tuesday: "A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again."

Thursday: [video of a woman being murdered]

This is what Mumford & Sons looks like to me

I converted to Catholicism last week. Here’s why it’s necessary for the United States to invade Vatican City and install its own pope.

Coates: On the Black and Palestinian experiences, the aftermath of the US election, the boycott movement and more.

www.thekeymagazine.com/p/ta-nehisi-...

I'd really like to see leadership calling for impeachment and removal, regardless of whether they have the votes to get it done. Same way we called for marriage equality before we had the votes. A leader's job is to lead. If a genocidal threat isn't impeachable, then nothing is.

Trump just lost the war in Iran SFGATE columnist Drew Magary unpacks the ceasefire between the US and Iran.

“I’m sick of the fact that threats of a nuclear holocaust are now routine because our president is a terrorist who has a bowl of oatmeal for a brain.”
www.sfgate.com/politics/art...

Picture of Marjane Satrapi alongside a quote from her. The quote reads: The world is not divided into countries. The world is not divided between East and West. You are American, I am Iranian, we don't know each other, but we talk together and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you. And our governments are very much the same... - Marjane Satrapi, Iranian-French graphic novelist

Thinking about this quote from Persepolis creator Marjane Satrapi again.

We all gotta have a world better than this

"What can Democrats do?"

When the South Korean president attempted to declare martial law, South Korean lawmakers literally fought through tanks and military forces and climbed fences to get into their Parliament building to stop him.

So, you know, that.

I'm going to be blunt and say this is not the message to send right now. The President communicated his intent to murder people of another nation (Iran). People are right to be worried and demand that you stand against him enacting that violence and immorality.

Dad Turns Up Skyrizi Commercial

Dad Turns Up Skyrizi Commercial

Y'all there is a woman and a black man circling the moon and NASA's mission control+ science teams are so diverse and people are nerding out about science and exploration this is all a gigantic middle finger to the stupid and hate and grotesque ghouls running our country

We’re going to have a Great Depression. A beautiful depression. It will be tremendous. People come up to me with tears in their eyes and say, “Sir, we’ve never had a depression like this before.”

This is unbelievably bleak