NASA says it didn’t happen. Don’t let the Flat Earth Society get their hands on this footage Jon, not again, not ever again.

Newsome should just appoint @katmabu.bsky.social to this seat.

I know she lives in IL-09 but fuck the rules she is who we need!

This Marjorie Traitor Brown lady seems like a real piece of shit

Crazy racist upset at CRAZIER racist at his inability to enact racist policies in an efficient manner

Chat were so cooked

Death to American exceptionalism

Hurry up and turn 35 so we can send you where we ACTUALLY need you! Behind the resolute!

Third times the fuckin charm baby

Follow up: well what the fuck DO you know? Shouldn’t the status of our service members be forefront of your goddamn daily briefings you dumb cunt?

Taco Tuesday already??

Israel has zero right to exist in Palestine. Loads of unoccupied land on penguin island, though I hear the tariffs are steep

You just need a sledge hammer + battery pack + broken lever and you’ll be in business!

So this is love they say

Can we private citizens refuse recognition of their churches and force them to pay taxes??

The answer is the cockpit

Obama should show up and will smith smack the dog shit outta trumps mouth. How funny would that resulting tweet be.

I guess it’s too much to expect for the leading attorney in the nation to recognize that a defendant (like Mulligan is) is unequivocally innocent until proven guilty.

Justice leader doesn’t know how justice works and treason carries a penalty of death. I will personally vandalize her grave site.

Thomas Jefferson the ice cream

When a white bitch says wow like you that you KNOW that she’s in the wrong

Honestly I’ve never seen this fucking chump make any comment other than no idea about it

He wants aoc to fuck him soooooo badly.

Jake Paul will never be anything more than a joke.

He should be forcefully removed by the military now!

It’s 3:15 AM in DC and you just KNOW that stinky fuck is inhaling a filet-o-fish right now

They probably barely show the bodies busting out and hitting concrete

Howard Dean shouted weird so we got Bush again wtf

If you believe the bible is anything more than a Bronze Age collection of myth there is no place for you in the modern world.

You’re forgetting “I WAS ACTUALLY A SECRET FBI INFORMANT WORKING TO BRING DOWN THE RAPINGS BY ONLY RAPING A TINY BIT THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!—DJT”

Work

Follow up: oh ok so you did most of your child rapings at Mar-al-lago then?

If you support trump you support child rape. Full fucking stop.

In 20 years when we have an American ISIS we will only have the non-voters and maga republicans to blame.

If only mark kelly and all them had warned her that she didn’t have to follow the presidents illegal orders