I’m so sorry, Cliff.

I gave Meatloaf a few extra treats for going semi-viral last night. He didn’t know what that meant but he enjoyed them all the same.

I’ve always wanted to hold a small pinball tournament where the only rule was that you’re not allowed to move Meatloaf.

I once put chopped up a dried one in a noodle dish without knowing what I was getting us into and we couldn’t finish. Had to throw half the meal away.

WILD GUNMAN: Resurrecting Nintendo's First Coin-Op on its 50th Anniversary YouTube video by 74XX Arcade Repair

I was bummed the 74XX YouTube channel hadn't uploaded in a while but today was blessed with this amazing video that starts with finding some Wild Gunman film reels and ends with an amazing recreation of the original game. Probably my favorite low sub channel! www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOfq...

Seagal on his way to save this poster from itself

A VHS copy of Black Belt Karate: I. The box has a sticker that reads “DISCARDED: Spartanburg Public Libraries”

There’s something sadly beautiful about a discarded karate video from a library in South Carolina.

These videos sound amazing. I have a old TV production-grade JVC player from the early 80s that has a jog wheel that’ll let you play tapes in reverse with sound, and it makes these sound like a new Boards of Canada album.

From here on out, I only get high on past-life regressions

Four hypnosis VHS tapes from Valley of the Sun Video: Incredible Self-Confidence, Past-Life Regression, Ultimate Relaxation, and Develop Psychic Ability Now

I’m going to be so incredibly powerful after this.

How is she going to explain to her dog where she’s been

Haha really? I had no idea

Was about to make fun of Tim Thomerson’s name when I remembered my name is Mark Mahoney

@seanbaby.bsky.social brings you a commercial of endless hype that aired once and then never, ever again. He found and preserved this powerful artifact just for you! 1900hotdog.com/2026/04/nerd...

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Ah I still need to get Planetfall and Suspect!

I’m jealous! My collection is far from complete. Would love to have the Starcross saucer someday too.

A boxed copy of Infocom’s game Suspended

Another angle of the same box

Been looking for a not-too-fucked-up one of these for a while now: Infocom’s Suspended. It’s not entirely complete but the box is in pretty good shape.

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Except he’s Yucky Bear in this tape

I’M SORRY YOU AND YUCKY BEAR ARE GOING TO DO WHAT NOW?

Dumb in a mostly fun way

Cinema 21! And Portland misses you

He did have shirts that say it and I’m kicking myself for not buying one

He continues to forge his own path

I have as many questions about this photo as you do, and I took it.

Mr. Wiseau standing inside a three-walled plexiglass box with no top, sandwiched against a wall. A line of fans are handing him things through the open top of the box for him to sign. He’s wearing gloves and sunglasses.

Went to a screening of Tommy Wiseau’s new movie Big Shark yesterday. The auteur himself was in attendance.