Close up of Zohran Mamdani saying “Well, today we're taxing the rich.”

Me, sending Boo to steal a star in Mario Party:

It is so funny to think humans domesticated an alarm clock when we started raising roosters

me drunk as shit at 3am scrolling through ubereats

Tree trunks

Spectator chair in the Pokopia item shop.

Pokopia has a cuck chair.

Beefy and a six pack!? A man who can do it all

Tan line looking fierce

Giving Glenn close’s cruella tea

can't stop saying this

You wouldn’t happen to have an example for the class would you?

Love when you’re out at a restaurant and the white women at the table next to you are getting messy.

Like yaaas she is an attention whore you’re so right Samantha

Wait it stopped swiping! My damn phone must be broken

Pombon’s final evo leaked

Yeah 🥲

Screenshot of ditto in a Pokémon trading screen with text saying “take goo”

take goo

St Pete really the only shining light around here and you can't get too close to the beach then you're back in MAGA territory

Oh it’s heavy

Happy birthday!!! 🎉

Big orm

Body perfection

This is such a look

I’m neat? 🥹

Now Robby…

Bootyful

Guess I gotta see it to believe it

What a sight 😍

Bestie big and stronk!

Oh wow 🤩

If you even care

You are so incredibly sexy