‘ .. who forgot to put the easter bunny back in its cage . ‘

‘ I’m not mad. ‘

‘ that never ends well for us , moron . ‘

‘ I mean .. plans don’t either , but .. I guess everything we do has .. a very low success rate . ‘

‘ but that’s not the point ! something’s gonna go wrong . it always does . ‘

‘ so .. what the hell do you intend on doing after all this ? ‘

‘ you will have quite literally nothing . I’m you , but I have no fuckin’ clue what this thought process is . ‘

‘ wow . really can’t wait to get started ! ‘

‘ and I wouldn’t die . technically . but you’d have to come back , and I’m assuming that’s not what you want . ‘

‘ can we send him to , like , rehab or something ? ‘

‘ surprised we haven’t done it sooner . he , uhm .. needs some help . ‘

‘ you know what ? fine . I can get maybe used to it . I’ll be your little coping mechanism . ‘

( very heavy maybe , it tends to be slightly difficult to adjust to none of your memories being your own . )

‘ .. at least until there’s any kind of fire . then you’re fucked . ‘

‘ have we confiscated his weapons yet ? ‘

( looong sigh .. )

‘ I swear I told someone to do that already .. ‘

‘ the - the what . ‘

( staring . blinking . )

‘ fix it , or something ..? how in the fuck did this even happen ?? ‘

‘ for someone who’s LITERALLY me , you have some fuckin’ stupid ideas . ‘

( facepalming . maybe she isn’t the clone , she’s far too smart . )

‘ it’s not like pretending makes it real . ‘

‘ wouldn’t I just have made the same choices , even if I technically didn’t ? ‘

‘ either way , you’re an asshole for this . even though that means I am too . ‘

‘ who in the history of ANYTHING wants to live with being the clone ?? ‘

‘ dick move , but I’ll take what I’m given , I guess . ‘

‘ jeez .. fucked up , much ? ‘

( getting up and stretching . clone biology feels weird , but she’ll get used to it . maybe . )

‘ so what you’re saying is everything will be exactly how it was before I came into existence . ‘

‘ except with the added bonus of knowing I’m not the original . ‘

‘ ugh .. fuck .. ‘

( when exactly did she decide to take a nap .. her head was killing her . )

( and where even was she ? )

‘ .. shit . ‘

( staring her original in the eye . this explained a lot . )

noobish
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‘ for april fools this year , I will be forcing andre to give EVERYONE dolphin surgery ! ‘

‘ .. I’ve had better ideas , but it works , okay . ‘

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