The food court in this mall in Milwaukee is playing Vampire Weekend. I am eating my ideal meal of cheese fries and a slushie soon. It feels okay for now.

Love having to be out of our house when there's severe weather

Still can't believe I have a pickle flavored thc vape

So wild to see Hot Mulligan on the Coachella line up.... 🤘🏻

sometimes my fyp is hot tattooed beardy dudes dancing, other times it's 8 bit versions of david lynch properties. sometimes I get dancing fruit, a lot of the time I get niche video game edits. some ai asmr, lots of miniature crime scenes. the duality of man, no. of Amanda.

my cousin chose a good man and is it partially because he understands being a Quade? maybe. righteous kill indeed. Julie I'm sorry this means nothing to you

one day when Daisy's like, 30 we'll tell her she face planted in her dad's lap and bit his dick

Being alone for several hours is like the best treat for me

I just want to be happy and to sleep

Locked my fucking keys inside of my car at a fucking wedding

my daughter and I both have Shrek shirts now

I've discovered eBay and I'm worried for me

LOVE THIS. last year mine was almost the Subway by Chappel Roan bc of Daisy

I called some dudes from my high school cunt bitches and fuckos and it felt amazing

Glad I got excited about a meal all day and then at the last possible second my husband realizes he didn't check to see if we had the fucking main ingredient

I need a fucking hug

Daisy is on an even day and we're both on odd and I truly dislike it

A former friend of mine got arrested for a DUI and I'm so happy it happened and he didn't hurt anyone in the process.

THERE'S A FISH IN THE PERCOLATOR

My kid is sick, I'm getting sick, and my husband? Oh he leaves his phone at home accidentally so I can't fucking talk to him at all when I need him.

Time to watch the St Patrick's Day episode of 30 Rock like I do every year. Hulk Hands count as wearing the color green.

everyone be really nice to me because I got a different pair of glasses than I have for the past almost 10 years

I hate being forced to leave my house for showings, and keep my house really clean and all that. I miss my pictures of my kid all over. I miss being comfortable in my home..

Disassociating in the M&M Store to Charli XCX

Glad I'm getting one hour of sleep during the fucking vacation I goddamn planned because my husband won't stop snoring so goddamn loudly. The 4 year old won't let me sleep with her. I don't know what the fuck I'm supposed to do but I'm pissed the fuck off

Who woulda thought I'd be the best at emotional regulation

you ever just realize how lucky you are in a moment

I yelled at an AI ad on NPR today and with that I am in fact 67

Tell me why after Emma opened up on Love is Blind to two men about how she does not want children the first thing that both of them said was, "I think you'd be a great mom though"

Literally fell down some stairs today