Palantir are about six months away from ordering their employees to leave audio logs scattered around their offices

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A share of merch sales will go to the Sandy Hook families, which will be the first time they get any money since they filed this lawsuit eight years ago.

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I tried some Feastables and they were so sweet that every tooth I squealed out in pain. Abysmal flavor and the chocolate slicked up the inside of my mouth.

Running Delaware Marathon and losing 1st place because you celebrate too early

(volume up 💀)

There's no band I've ever wanted to give a wedgie to more than Scritti Politti. The twerpiest twerp.

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I once again ask: so CM Punk is just like a guy? That's his thing?

It probably doesn't help Kash's case that he looks absolutely blazed and/or housed in every single photo he takes. Dude needs to get acquainted with Visine.

I've been having a lot of medical troubles this past month so I'm putting all my games and soundtracks on sale this week to try to make up for the unexpected expenses

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I appreciate any support during this tough time, and I hope you enjoy the games, thanks

video games allow us to live out our wildest fantasies

Garfield and Sons.

This be my oldest living friend Billy Boots he’s 19.3 years old

Whenever I encounter someone who believes in using the Oxford comma, I find myself encouraged, delighted, and hopeful.

We’ve looked into raising ducks but they need a water feature and I don’t have time for that.

It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly

Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

Rockwell Painting man standing up

“My eyeline implies that the stage where the people I’m looking at is, like, 30 feet high.”

He was a full on participant in GamerGate too. I think I mixed it up with him at one point and I’m a nobody. He was, uh, vocal.

This is important information to receive.

Schreier’s social media, VGC, and Grubb/GMM.

Let’s try this again now that bsky works

Ahead of a talk at NYU on games media, I’d like to hear how folks get reporting.

Not criticism. Not analysis. I got those covered for now

Plz send links to outlets, writers, video makers, podcasters who do interviews, uncover new info, break news, etc!

She’s definitely my official Taskmaster Crush of this series.

It’s maybe my favorite “cozy” game ever.

Quite fond of the new Glad Dad genre

Yogi Bear Parody: "Booboo Kills Yogi" ending YouTube video by Edmund Earle

the kids will never understand that people used to use their brains and their hands to make stuff like this instead of asking Grok to do it youtu.be/m6w0r-ScEG4?...

Hey, I grew up listening to my dad's Weather Channel favorite Lee Ritenour, Larry Carlton, and Earl Klugh albums, so I'm down with most anything. Also being in high school jazz band means developing a relationship with Spyro Gyra.

One of my favorite games of 2024 and I'm considering playing through the whole thing again. Bullet Hell Zelda is the pitch, and it's executed way beyond that awesome premise.

I literally just saw they did an album together and perked up. I only know the supposedly weak stuff by reputation honestly!

I know! He went downright smooth jazz for a while there, but apparently went back to Africa and revved back up!

I think it goes without saying at this point, but RFK II is a deeply strange person.

Hugh Masekela - Don't Go Lose It Baby (Stretch Mix) YouTube video by jemiedub

Monstrous jam recommended by a friend who can find any monstrous jam. youtu.be/0JBVgNTz21M?...