An Ltek soft dancepad in the living room with Stepmania (Project Outfox) on the TV

A middle school dream of mine has come true! 🕺❤️⬆️⬇️⬅️➡️

a man in a purple hoodie is eating a slice of kiwi . Alt: A gif of Khaby Lame doing the face he makes

I wish Khaby Lame would make a video about marking people for trafficking (cheese on the windshield, et al) where he simply holds up a gun.

A lot of questions on parenting forums that could and probably should be answered with "stop consuming true crime content" but that's considered rude

ahhh I'm so glad you like it! happy very late Christmas!

Tomodachi Life dialogue: Everybody knows a mondo-sized wife is the ONLY choice!

I love my mondo-sized wife 🩷

Every AI commercial is like "Hey AI, what goes good on a sandwich?" and then the AI is like "Have you considered... cheese?" And then the narrator is like: THE FUTURE IS HERE.

I'm so happy more people are also making Nanao.

post made by sorvetefrito on subreddit r/favoritecharacter showing an image of eyes labeled normal and half open eyes labeled "fucking whore" with the title: "Favorite character with wh*re eyes?" one of the first comments shows garfield but the screenshot is cut off so you can't see too much of the garfield

Classic

Someone suggested that I'd do the mii dog instead of the mug bulldog, that mf a genius.

A bunny rides a barrel off a large waterfall, peering out the top of the barrel at the spray below.

Daily bunny no.3293 is going for a ride

Johnathan Frakes asking you things

Dani: I was trying to think of a line Johnathan Frakes says [in Beyond Belief] but all I could come up with was "have you ever tried to fuck a box?"

Opening an incognito window and searching "What are some normal things to do on the weekend"

eventually he was executed

Boastful Quaker Oats ad, Chicago 1891

Be as specific as possible when describing which Zootopia character you want to look like.

Tips For Getting Better Haircuts https://theonion.com/tips-for-getting-better-haircuts/

Hey. You've got weasels on your face.

Street Fighter movie looks silly, as it should. No more gritty video game movies. I don't need to watch Crash Bandicoot dealing with real problems. Trying to get custody of his kids or whatever

Our new album is out today! A sincere request to help spread the word!

r/UberEATS u/litaps_Missiciv • 51d • i.redd.it Top 1% Poster Customer reduced tip and gave me negative rating because "i shattered their backboard dunking on their son" HE PASSED ME THE BALL!

sorry to this guy but this is unfortunately extremely funny to me

The “Calvin’s dad explains two types” meme, inspired by a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon. Clockwise from top left: 1) Calvin’s dad walks into frame to find Calvin trying to operate a record player. The dad says: “There are only two industries left in America: gambling, and fraud.” 2) The dad shows where the record goes, and how to turn on the player, while Calvin watches. Dad says “Derivatives? Gambling. AI? Fraud. Video games? Gambling. Social media? Fraud.” Calvin says “yeah”. 3) With one hand open palm up, Calvin’s dad cheerfully explains to Calvin out of frame below him, “The stock market looks like gambling, but it’s actually fraud.” 4) In bed in a dark room, Calvin clutches at his pillow, eyes wide in existential terror. There is no text in the panel.

the passive voice store was visited by me and you were known by everybody there

an illustration of a rat floating in the air with a xylophone.

Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes!
#illustration #rat #NeilBangingOutTheTunes

Okay CTA. This is a good sign.

A drawing of a Muppet-y Cloud Strife riding on a Big-Bird-like chocobo.

From this day in 2021: My nephews were curious about Final Fantasy after seeing a Moogle I drew and I described Chocobos as looking "kind of like Big Bird" so then I had to draw it.

working on a song parody that is all the lyrics of deacon blues by steely dan but to the tune of dr. worm by they might be giants. millennials: watch this space

Melania: I never cut child in half with sword. I never do this.

The entire USA: what?

Melania: not me.

i've been trying to read more this year, at least a book a month, but i just keep thinking of this clip