Waaaaaaa!!! Thank you 🥰 and you too 🫶🫶

oh, this is fun. 113,710!
on the *cough, cough* other account tho, 13,086. gotta get that one 100k higher to compete, i guess, lmao

awwww beef 🥺💕 thanks for the shout out. 🥰🫶

Straw page ask that says: i love your fics<3

Aww, thank you 🥺🫶 I'm glad you enjoy them, anon
#jesterasks

ugh I dont need to do it THAT badly lmao, even if it is easy haha. An alt just for being secret is a good idea tho. i'll keep that in mind if i ever DO need to send an ask that badly haha

desperately want to send a stranger a tumblr ask but they don't have anon turned on and I don't need them to know how insane I am even tho they are clearly the same kind of insane 😭

one of my recently posted fics received its second kudos after like two weeks of being up and i literally threw my fist in the air victoriously like i'm a jock in an 80s movie that just got the hot girl to go out with me

no one is reading this nonsense but the ones that do are lovin it 😈

great thing about posting fics that get barely any hits is that "only 5 kudos 😔" turns into "fuck yeah, 25% of the readers gave it kudos 😈"

happened again. i understand these men on a preternatural level

I don't know what kind of evil you want, but Temporary Secretary is diabolical in a very special way

If the two of you somehow end up in a room together I’ll be sure to introduce you lol

Texted my mom that the car’s engine wouldn’t start and she responded with a “👻” MOM PLEASE 🤣😭

(Disclaimer that I’m fine lmao)

realizing that i wrote a line into a fic that somehow referenced something about a character that i hadn't even been aware of yet at the time. i was just saying that shit. incredible. my power is unknowable.

love getting a comment thats like "wow! I'd never considered reading this pairing before!" like i know 😭 because i wrote 2 out of the only 3 fics they have, how could you have possibly even come across it before? I have an agenda here.

At least one person does. Shouts out to Fox, LMAO I will keep writing about those bros broconning even if I only get one view, as long as that view is Fox 😂

Oh i think I know what I’m doing wrong on the one that’s still at single digit views. (Pointing over my shoulder and speaking outta the side of my mouth) fellas, I don’t think these guys over here care for brocon 😂

My eyes bug out like a cartoon wolf that just saw a hot lady for a single kudos

Like, I’m having a great time anyways! I like what I’m writing! And I hope the (checks stats page) 9 people that saw it liked it too! Haha

That said, if I posted a one piece fic, checked the stats a couple days later, and saw the numbers I’m lookin at rn, I’d assume the archive must have been down lmao 😂 one piece fandom is fucking different

This ain’t a cry for sympathy or anything. I’m not a numbers obsessed guy anyways and knew there would be a difference. I post whatever I have written whether I think it has an audience or not because the target audience is me and sometimes one freak friend of mine, and I hit that so what do I care.

Very humbling to go to another fandom and have multiple fics combined do worse than even your worst performing one piece fic in the numbers department.

This is absurd

I found #Onepiecedle character #411 in classic mode in 2 shots (easy) 🏴‍☠️
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He ain’t even all that active, but there might be an interesting post or two, idk 😂

a screenshot from tumblr large text reads "Check out these blogs" beneath it is my own blog, jesterboystrick, with a follow button

hmmm... no, i dont think i will, this guy seems like kindof a loser tbh

you JUST learned this about me and you're already using it against me lol 🤣

Haha, at least that makes sense. I’m out here standing in line dressed in all black with a pro wrestling T-shirt on while two employees were standing 5 feet away, visibly in uniform, and this guy still came up to me 😂

I was standing IN THE CHECKOUT LINE 😭

Left my house again. You’ll never guess what happened