🎶 Happy Birthday Mr. Zulu, and many more-o to… you-you?

Best I could do on short notice.

Traitors!
Alberta, I’m looking at you.

Soon he’ll tell us the sky is green if we tell him it’s not.

Condolences. My old guy is eight now. I treasure every moment I have left with him.

So many pets purchased during lockdowns, were then abandoned when people went back to work. So sad…

On behalf of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit… fu*k you!

Consumer Reports would like to know the brand and model.

Trudeau bashers never let it go.
My parents remember his dad in the 70’s and hated him.
They can’t name one specific thing wrong he’s done, but they don’t like him.
Also, they’re Albertan.

How long till jealous competitors and parents start questioning her sexuality?

Women get fired and men get high fives and back slaps in the locker room.

…to the floor?

Honestly, I was hoping it would’ve smothered ’you-know-who’ in his sleep!

Odds of Canucks taking McKenna if they get first overall, or instead choosing some other guy who will be soft and fail miserably?

Are you kidding? Didn’t you see that robot at the White House a couple weeks back?
I’m tellin’ ya Eliot, they’re comin’ for us!

Today he’d be regarded as ‘fake news.’
So would this post, and any other media outlet contradicting the current administration.

In other words, he’s saying,
“We don’t care how they really feel. They’ll feel the way we tell ‘em to, and like it!!”

Have this one in a box… somewhere?

…confirmed.

You’re not fooling anyone.
That’s a googly-eyed snail.
Science… hah!

Wait till they find out what he really looked like.

Is Marcus Welby off today?

Nope. That’s a yawning cat.

I call it Narcissist Dementia.

Can’t say the UK has thrived after Brexit. If anything, it’s gotten steadily worse. Still, you have those hardliners still screaming at the clouds, ‘Rule Britannia.’

Maren Morris Speaks Out About Impact Gender Stereotypes Have On Kids After 'Heated' Clash With Guy At Party Thank you, Maren 👏

Something similar here.

www.comicsands.com/maren-morris...

The cornerstone that will turn the tide.

Oh for eff’s sakes!!

Trudeau knew when to bow gracefully.

Does this surprise anyone?