Going down to the pool on a hot day with a case of double imperial oatmeal raspberry stouts

Jumping is miserable in games like Elden Ring because you can’t see hitboxes of the terrain. Often it looks like you’re on solid ground but you’re technically “in the air” because the hitbox dropped off and the jump button doesn’t work, which is why you whiff a lot of tough jumps.

Me and my friends wound up eating at the Cheesecake Factory again because of “rotating villain theory”

So far we’ve rehabilitated two of the main Idiotic Blunders of Woman Presidential candidates (cringe video game references and campaigning with Republicans). If we can get “don’t campaign in Wisconsin” and “associate yourself with Biden” we’ll have close to a full set.

Hamas should have offered Palestinians policies that would have tangibly improved conditions in Gaza instead of just hoping being anti-Israel was enough

“Rotating Villain Theory” is just a consequence of Congress being perpetually near a 50/50 party split and high polarization of voting. Historically being able to whip 100% of the party for every vote is rare.

He didn’t send them to shovel the areas that didn’t have snow as previous neolib mayors have done

The two paid shovelers they used to have to assign to the Williamsburg Bridge bike bump were efficiently allocated elsewhere

This was one of the funniest things I’ve seen about Mamdani

Conservatives, soberly: “this is Stalin’s great purge.”

Leftists, giddily: “this is Stalin’s great purge!”

Where does Kamala Harris go to get her apology

People said the Democratic establishment would “throw trans people under the bus.” Then the Democratic establishment pushed trans peoples’ strongest warrior into the Maine senate race!

I’m not actually

Whether it’s Michelle Obama, encouraging children to get exercise and eat vegetables or Melania Trump announcing that she never trafficked children to notorious pedophiles, both First Ladies made controversial announcements involving children.

I recently did a non-academic study of the Sunrise Movement’s account on X

You used to hear about how billions, let me repeat, billions, of lives are at risk due to global warming. We had to forget about that because electing Donald Trump to save zero lives in Gaza and punish the Democrats was more important. Now he’s dismantling the green energy sector.

“Harris said Iran was the US’ #1 adversary and this means she would have also bombed them.” Well I said Jimmy “Knuckles” McGee was the biggest bully in my school, but that didn’t mean I was going to go shoot him in the face.

I’m still trying to figure out why for the past 10 years the worst person in the world continually ran for president and many people decided the only acceptable alternative to that was someone who would fix politics forever in a single election

They say sports gambling makes you invested in games or even entire sports you previously had no interest in. I think I’ll continue being in the state of not caring about them and not losing money on them

I aged out of the draft 🙏

I don’t know what else Harris was supposed to do to convince people Trump was going to do the stuff he said he was going to do.

This isn’t like the Bowles-Simpson commission going off the rails. This is being completely wrong about virtually every aspect of Trump. How do you not step back and realize there’s a much bigger problem than Kamala Harris not saying the right words in 2024?

In general this is true. But voters thought Trump would fix the economy, end the war in Ukraine, not start any wars, not do his dumb tariffs, and not send the secret police brutalizing US citizens all over the country. Voters have never been more spectacularly wrong

There’s always something so self negating when I see someone express a variation on what Parker says here. It’s a thought that should eat itself in the mind before being expressed publicly. Like, fundamentally you can’t complain about a candidate’s failure to persuade if you yourself were persuaded!

It’s been a while since I’ve seen someone say “hello, I love you” in autism hand gestures.

If Platner wins the general election, the 90% confidence interval for his term is he accomplishes nothing, becomes a mild version of Fetterman, has several scandals, and either doesn’t run for reelection or loses handily to Republican Daryl McChudd in 2034.

I suspect “forever wars” are actually preferable to this moronic strategy of playing world leader whack-a-mole and walking away hoping things sort themselves out.

All of this really sucks. Why did we do this again?

The delusional idea that there exists a somebody to stop him is probably why he won in the first place

Today Donald Trump did one of the most unthinkable and insane things in recent US history. But it’s very important that we spend at least 5% of today being annoyed at Chuck Schumer.