Now I'll be binge watching Maine Cabin Masters all day instead of working.

Yes, the fact that I'm attending the White House Correspondents Dinner might SEEM like a supine gesture of complete deference to the insane dullard who demands total obedience from the press, BUT that's until you see the secret message I have on my pocket square

Sometime shortly after Covid lockdown ended stores and restaurants started either offering cash discounts or credit card surcharges. So, yes, I carry some cash. We also still tip in restaurants. I don’t like that we have to, it would be nice my server was paid a proper wage but I prefer tipping cash

I once had a couple of toddlers that were excited they could write their names too.

I might pay money for a live stream of Biden doing nothing but signing his name. Maybe he holds it up, mugs to the camera, and says “how’s that, Donny??”

Kash Patel denies claims that he drinks excessively, saying he drinks just enough to cope with the soul-crushing emptiness he feels every day working in the Trump administration.

Here's a fun thread

The “Strait of Iran” is crazy.

Oman and UAE are probably pissed right now.

US: Hegseth reads fake Bible verse from Pulp Fiction during Pentagon sermon Secretary of War adapted a monologue from the Quentin Tarantino film which purports to be from the Bible but is made up

US: Hegseth reads fake Bible verse from Pulp Fiction during Pentagon sermon - www.middleeasteye.net/news/us-pete-hegseth-rea...

The implication here is once again that Trump is Jesus.

Is Tomi partnered with @ralphlaurenpolo.bsky.social The trademark appears mighty similar.

Many hamburgers to you!

Michael John Hogan booking photo, Laredo Police, 2026-04-10

Michael John Hogan, 46, a Border Patrol agent from Laredo Texas, was arrested on April 10th, 2026 by Laredo Police on charges of indecent assault. Indecent assault (TX PC Code §22.012) is defined as non-consensual sexual touching or exposure, such as groping or exposing intimate body parts.

Another dimension

President, Extremely Normal Brain-Wise: Pope Weak on Crime, Also I’m Dr. Jesus Christ

A+ headline.

defector.com/president-ex...

MAGAcultsplaining theology to the literal
Pope of your own professed religion, yikes.

All I can think to say is “Jesus Christ”!

Today is the 30th anniversary of Steamed Hams!

How hard would it have been just to pick someone else??? There was no on else in all of America willing to deliver to the WH?

#chatgpt

it’s crazy that you can be the president and be like “i’m the messiah and i am going to bomb and murder children” and tens of millions of people who ostensibly subscribe to a religion that say doing both of those things is bad will snort their approval like the little hogs they are

There you go

And Trump posted an image of himself as some sort of American Jesus healing people.

pic of Dana White, Rubio, and Trump

Secretary of State Marco Rubio at UFC in Miami tonight as diplomatic negotiations with Iran fail

(Julia Demaree Nikhinson/AFP via Getty)

This is the correct take!

And to you....

It is hard to capture what a sweeping strategic defeat the war in Iran has been for the United States. I’m going to thread here some of the posts today that try to capture those effects. Here’s the first:

I hope she had kids and her kids see this and say WTF, mom!!

Anyone still on this show is not a serious journalist.