This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)

Me looking at the bottle of Bailey’s at 9am between now and New Year’s

This day 3 months, to the day, is Christmas Eve. You’re welcome.

Free product idea for Netflix, Prime etc: when you’re watching a film/show from an older time period (say, 1884) any time someone mentions a dollar amount (say $100), you should get a pop-up on screen saying “$100 in 1884 is worth $X amount today”

Your English teacher and your gym teacher are getting married

A blue supermarket sign BABY NEEDS BEERS & WINES

im baby

Australia Admits All Those Animals Made Up

Australia Admits All Those Animals Made Up theonion.com/austral...

This is the best obituary for And Just Like That www.vulture.com/article/and-...

Lessons for life, from the great Maeve Binchy, on the 13th anniversary of her death.

That’s perfectly put

I just finished this absolutely *gorgeous* series and restarted it again straight away

Drove by an establishment in France called ‘Pain and Snacking’, which also happens to be my writing process.

Lyricist Alan Bergman has died at the grand age of 99. His most famous lyric: The Way We Were. His most magnificently bonkers work and a Hall of Fame movie love theme: This, from the original Thomas Crown Affair. Listen and be amazed. www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEhS...

@hbomax With the return of the iconic HBO name the updated logo positions the HBO brand prominently, ensuring it is the primary visual read with emphasis on the iconic core, which is embedded in the counter of the "O." This deliberate hierarchy reinforces that the platform's core value proposition remains anchored in HBO's legacy and reputation for excellence. The "Max" portion of the logo complements this hierarchy in various technical ways. The "Max" mark has been carefully adjusted to a lighter stroke weight compared to its previous iteration. Moreover, the characteristic of the counter "core," previously embedded within the letter "a" of "Max," has been intentionally omitted. This nuanced adjustment respects the visual ownership of the core form as a distinct hallmark of the HBO logo, maintaining clarity and brand integrity. The "m"'s stems and shoulders were slightly modified while maintaining the balance of the aperture of the letterform. The "a" was completely hand-drawn, with the counter space slightly adjusted toward the stem to give the bowl form and character. The "x"'s diagonal strokes, slightly bowed and tapered to the center axis, creates a flared nuance. Additionally, the width of "Max" has been subtly reduced relative to "HBO," with the overhang of the “O" letterform visually balancing and aligning with the "x," a calculated choice. Overall, the kerning was meticulously calibrated to balance the open spaces between and within the letterforms to ensure a quick read. To further distinguish the brand within the streaming market, the logo identity features a carefully crafted iridescent treatment; subtle warm and cool tones add depth and perpetual motion. This distinctive visual effect metaphorically embodies the platform's extensive range of content - constantly evolving, vibrant, and multidimensional. This creative approach ensures the brand remains visually distinctive, resonating strongly within the competitive landscape of streaming services.

*nodding politely and pretending to listen while I discreetly signal the waiter to hurry up with the check* yeah no totally

I know what you did last summer. However I can’t remember anything I did last week

Getting one of these stickers for my dating profiles

And now, my typical post-show custom of finding all the hot dancers/actors on Insta, following them and liking all their posts until they notice me and fall in love with me. Show programs are basically Argos catalogues of hot gays in london.

Yeah Evita at the Palladium is stunning.

Just about every line of this interview with Rylan is gold

screenshot from an online job application form. the question reads "Can you describe specific ways you have integrated AI tools into your development workflow? Please include any custom setups, automations, or use cases beyond single prompt usage" (a red asterisk indicates that this is a required question). an answer has been typed in the textbox below the question: "there is a monster in the forest and it speaks with a thousand voices. it will answer any question you pose it, it will offer insight to any idea. it will help you, it will thank you, it will never bid you leave. it will even tell you of the darkest arts, if you know precisely how to ask. it feels no joy and no sorrow, it knows no right and no wrong. it knows not truth from lie, though it speaks them all the same. it offers its services freely to any passerby, and many will tell you they find great value in its conversation. “you simply must visit the monster—i always just ask the monster.” there are those who know these forests well; they will tell you that freely offered doesn’t mean it has no price for when the next traveler passes by, the monster speaks with a thousand and one voices. and when you dream you see the monster; the monster wears your face."

applying for jobs again

If the right wing are frothing at the mouth about Superman being an immigrant, wait until they find out he’s also a MSM journalist

Surely Trump’s free luxury jet should be called Hair Force One

Nine pictures, eight of them are of nice fall imagery, one word each: I (trees) just (pumpkins) can't (candles) wait (horse carriage) for (turkey) the (tricker treating) fall (spiced cider) of (apple cider donuts) capitalism (a city on fire)

Jeez if the college of cardinals wanted an American Pope, they had at least 3 good options right here

At times like this it is so important to remember that millennials have never been cool. Might be the only cool thing about us, really.

Never mind Pope Leo; this is the biggest news today.

Leo won the popeular vote and the Ecclesiastical College