a clear toaster so you can see how toast the toast is

Screenshot from Riven

He is riven

William Butler Yeats gazing in the direction of Bethlehem:

Julia Soboleva, Ten Seconds to Midnight, 2022

Uncle Boonmee, recalling a past life where he was in the X Games and completely dominated the half pipe event: haha... sick

I would never do the "Here comes the airplane" bit to feed my child. Embarrassing for us both. I would calmly explain the importance of adequate nutrition and they will yield to unimpeachable logic

They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab

"The Lord...is 𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘶𝘨𝘺". The older angel took a step back in shock. "Do you like that word?", Lucifer sneered, "I invented it just now".

sequel to The Thing that's just Kurt Russell and Keith David fist fighting for ninety minutes. you never find out if either of them is the thing

Paradise Killer key art. A cast of weird and wonderful characters stand in front of a pink moon, a blue ocean and a colourful sky.

Paradise Killer is currently FREE on Epic Games Store as one of their festive free games! 😱

May the Silent Goat walk with you!
💗💜💙
store.epicgames.com/en-US/p/paradise-killer-...

there’s now a petition for the canadian government to overturn the recent legislation in AB and SK designed to strip trans youth of their rights. please sign: www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...

Of all the sins of AI, this is an unexpected and deeply annoying one

HARD BOILED DETECTIVE: another cruel sunrise over the city of the damned. another corpse. another widow. another cup of black coffee to drag my sorry ass back to life- *sputtering*

ME: do you like it? it's an ethiopian washed process single origin

DETECTIVE:

ME: are you getting apricot notes

Hell yes

Wrote about Milk & Bone & Chromeo for @exclaimdotca.bsky.social!

as always, it's good to see the Said the Gramophone 2025 song list. viva MP3 blogs: www.saidthegramophone.com/archives/bes...

Shoutout to every sports writer waiting to see if they get to call tonight’s Jays/Dodgers game a trick or a treat

Sadako crawling out of your tv, turning motion smoothing off, then crawling back in

An ad for Fellow Traveller’s story-rich publisher dale. There’s a cute dog in the key art.

Hey our controller-friendly comedy adventure game is on sale as part of Steam’s @fellowtraveller.games publisher sale. Please consider buying this labor of love (and the other story-rich labors of love) for you and four friends. My children need wine!

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an alignment chart where the axes are CLUB/DUNGEON and DRACULA/CIRCUS

ok I synthesized a few ideas and I think I figured out how to explain basically all goth music

A jury of my peers? TWELVE murderers?!

A poster for a fringe theatre festival show called Screwball! It features six actors’ faces drawn in the style of an old Marx Brothers comedy poster.

Doing a fun little improvised rom-com at #yegfringe! Come hang!

Waiting for his uber

Next year! And truly, thank you for all your support of the game!

Unrelated: A moment of backyard tranquility

The logo for Times & Galaxy, surrounded by many of the characters from the game!

Happy birthday to Times & Galaxy, our weird little journalism game! It’s also like 50% off on Steam right now if yee’ve never dared play it before…

How could you not be impressed by a bird in your yard? This dude can fly anywhere and it came here to hang out with you

A poster for “The Royal Zissou Academy: an Improvised Wes Anderson Tale”, featuring figures resembling the characters of various Wes Anderson movies.

Hey #yeg, we’re doing an improvised Wes Anderson show starting next week at Rapid Fire, come hang!
Tix: rapidfiretheatre.com/shows/the-ro...

"ancient times": "The incarnations of filial piety in various cultures are reflected by examples through history. Rabbi Eliezer (c. 100 CE) was said to have interrupted a man reading aloud the opening words of the then-banned and still-troubling Ezekiel 23.[5] Man: "Mortal, proclaim to Jerusalem her abominations..." Eliezer: "Why don't you go out and proclaim the abominations of your mother?"

"Plutarch's biography of Cicero notes that:[6] Again, in a dispute with Cicero, Metellus Nepos asked repeatedly "Who is your father?" "In your case," said Cicero, "your mother has made the answer to this question rather difficult." In the Strategies of the Warring States, it is recorded that the following was said by the King Wei of Qi after "

I'm obsessed with how much ancient history wikipedia editors managed to fit into the "yo mama" article