Bro you got me squinting. I don't see a difference.

"My Husband and His Family Like Pedophiles and Want to Give Them Power to Own the Libs."

Big yikes. You need to cancel the holidays with divorce papers.

It does hurt them. Maybe not "the most" but it certainly does damage. Dudes are gonna go on to not have children like they want because they're too busy hating women.

My brother is so funny, man. The other day we were talking about Trump and he said,

"Get down, Mr President! He's got a loaded question!"

And I laughed my ass off at that

There was just eyeballs on this thing the other day. Kinda creepy

You're telling me. Been here since Thursday and the only thing that's been actually fun is Smelly Cat karaoke

It's Fetterman. He is and always has been a Republican plant.

Putin got hold of the Epstein stuff for sure

Remember when his dumbass said "if Kamala gets in, you'll have a 1929 style depression," and now he's actively driving us toward it? Pepperidge Farm remembers

"Hurr durr, why does my life suck so bad? I'm tired of my life sucking so bad. *hurr durr votes for the people who make their life suck so bad hurr durr*"

Unions have the power to do so much good for you. Imagine paying $1,029 over the course of a year and getting people to work in some cases for hundreds of hours for you similar to a lawyer. What a concept. Experience economic harm? We got you. Experience harms from harassment? We got you. Sign up. 🤙

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Nah fuck that, fuck him, and if you have a problem with that, fuck you too.

"WHO DID THIS?! IT WAS THOSE DAMN DEMOCRATS! CIVIL WAR!!!!!"

"Uh, actually it was one of us."

"UGH FINE..."

Can only imagine that once they start getting shot for making threats with their guns, they will cry and retreat to their default "I am always the victim," status.

So when we beat the nazis again, I have a suggestion. We give them forehead swastikas like in Inglourious Basterds. This way, they can't slither back into the shadows and plot against us for 80 years. We'll know who they are and not allow them to breathe. Hopefully, most end up dangling from trees.

Idiocracy is a movie about what happens in the future if you let what's happening now continue

Conservatives are literally a minority of Americans; always have been.

Respectfully, fuck the law. It failed us all. Do anything necessary to protect Illinoisans.

Why are we not rioting? He's going to keep doing this until every city is occupied. Don't know what the plan is after that, but you know it isn't good.

No, it's that she isn't trying to have sex with children. Republicans hate when you're not like them.

I don't trust anyone who comes from a family that would name their child with two first names as a first name to be in politics. You want... THAT GUY... making decisions?! The guy with two first names because his family is bad at deciding?? The guy who defends pedophiles?? That guy?!

No, you saw a double agent.

Uh... no, Grammarly, that was not a typo. That is the correct noun. Republicans are pedophiles and pedophile protectors. "Repedocan"

Now that prices are rising again... how long before Repedocans attempt to run on "fixing" the problem they created?

Exactly. Companies will now raise prices across the board because most people don't care enough to know which companies actually need to raise prices due to tariffs and which companies are just greedy assholes (which is still all of them)

a man in a suit and tie is dancing in front of a crowd ALT: a man in a suit and tie is dancing in front of a crowd

Reports are coming in that this is the "jesus" in question who sold him the tickets and the "planet made of drugs"

The same people who say "those who cannot do, teach," are the people who also tell you to go to trade school (and don't see the irony), and the people who never went to school beyond grade 12.

Aipac money will do that to a person

We knew what you meant. No grammar nazis here lmao