Meanwhile I'm sure he's writing his fourth op-ed condemning Mamdani's evil communist proposal to open subsidized grocery stores in NYC

Bishop Barron clarifies that the Church has no right to condemn specific wars and has to defer to Trump, he's just fully sold out

(1) Make two sourdough loaves
(2) In a rash feeling of bread wealth, tell wife she should take a loaf to friend's house
(3) Kids eat half of remaining loaf
(4) Thrust back into bread scarcity

Many are saying that Dick Whitman is his Penelope

Be prepared for me to relate everything back to proust for the next few months

Just finished In Search of Lost Time and need to figure out everyone in my life who has read it so we can discuss

Giwtwm

No 15-year-old is "engaging in democratic debate" on social media

Regardless of intent or the validity of your underlying point, you gotta recognize how something like that comes across to many layfolk

I get what your point is and obviously priests should help form the devotional life of those entrusted into their care, but this could be a good chance to demonstrate another aspect of the Christian life (the humility to recognize that you worded something in a way that hurt more than helped).

I am once again, like the protagonist of Americans novelist Herman Melville's 1851 MOBY-DICK; OR, THE WHALE, finding myself growing grim about the mouth whenever it is a damp, drizzly November in my soul

And more US service members killed than in the "disastrous" Afghan withdrawal that Republicans can't shut up about

Crashing out about how right I was. We're just going to get a watered-down JCPOA with Hormuz tolls and absolutely no international support or goodwill

To my knowledge Kanye has only ever been with women who were over 18, though, so that's a distinction between the two

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Contemplating the ignominious end of the American experiment, truly going out the way we came into the world (in an ocean of unspeakable violence and blood).

They hate us for our freedom!

Imagine thinking that Franciscans are the religious order that's done unique harm to the Church

I don't love that my government murdered 180 elementary school girls for no reason last month, but it was either that or a trans woman might play darts in a tournament

The Catholic Church, by expanding to the New World and bringing back tomatoes, is the ultimate fulfilment of the White People Taco typology found in Genesis

Abraham had white people taco night with the angels of God

Same thing with the car industry

What I want to hear from my wife after I stay up to do the dishes and pack lunches after putting the kids to bed

Funniest place would be Steubenville, but when Robert Barron is declared the American Anti-Pope I imagine he'll set up the MAGA Vatican at his old stomping grounds in Mundelein Seminary outside Chicago (the last place he felt joy)

Nothing matters and everyone just lies with impunity now, but "no more strikes in Lebanon" was literally #3 on the ten-point list that Trump tweeted out.

Dang someone should tell this guy from 2024 what he's gonna support in 2026

Very funny that Bridge Colby (the guy threatening the Vatican nuncio and also the grandson of former CIA director William Colby) calls himself a "serious and committed Catholic" who is inspired by Pope Benedict XVI

Didn't realize people were still saying "4D chess" unironically

Online MAGA spaces are already crowing about how "I guess carrying a big stick WORKS" and I'm genuinely unsure how to be co-citizens with these people.