sometimes i miss the insane way i could take hits off a b0ng all day and still do dabs + edibles at night but i appreciate how much money i save now

I'll take exactly one (1) cough-inducing hit off an old vape i have at 4:20:00 PM EST to celebrate the holiday

jersey shore screenshot Sam, I made fun of your big toe. That's not a joke to me. Like, that's personal issues.

today is a good day to remember that all marijuana smokers are going to Hell

i wish i could just eat a whole rotisserie chicken and sleep for 3 days straight

woah that's crazy!

*the cop in question was military bc we lived on an army base but i feel like it set unrealistic expectations that every 911 call is tracked and followed up on

its kinda crazy to call 911 twice and both times the line just rang so i hung up

meanwhile when i was like 11 i called 911 as a bit, let it ring once before hanging up, and next thing i know a cop* came to our door asking about the call

im having the most insanely eventful weekend so far and im just hoping for a very chill Sunday

sometimes i wonder how dumb ppl can be and the answer is Very Fucking Stupid

bro

the Flyers singlehandedly saving Philly's vibes rn

if you watch enough episodes of Bad Girls Club, the drama becomes so confusing and engrossing u almost forget ur tummy hurt

the mutual respect Don Draper and Joan Holloway have for one another is really touching. also he wouldn’t know what to do with all that

friday nights are for blanket forts & scary movies

randy newman monk was right it’s a jungle out there

Lincoln Towncar with DR JESUS NC plate

Bleeding heart with pink flowers in bloom

Close up of bleeding heart, heart shape petals

❤️🌿

It looks so cute! Great job :)

2 days of a heat wave and everyone starts acting Weird, pls don't let this be foreshadowing for the summer

7 or so turtles lined up on a partially submerged log, seen through leaves.

Step into the turtle portal...

this is where i wanna be rn

happy birthday to my beautiful cat Jolyne. She was kind enough to bring *me* the gift of a dead mouse in the bed this morning☺️ who says cats can't love

Some elegant white lily type flowers in the dappled sunlight under a large tree

A lush purple rhododendron bush surrounded by other plants with charming brick houses in the background

A few bright tulips in front of a broad canal with more nice brick houses in the background

Some chipper yellow tulip-type flowers on a small grassy hillside

prime botanical garden season in leiden

I finally met them for the first time last night and i cannot describe the wave of despair that came over me when i learned they passed today from overheating. Such is the nature of chicken rearing ig :'/

A bunch of baby chickens (technically pullets) sitting in a wooden brooder.

RIP to these beautiful babies and curse the fickle nature of our greenhouse thermostat

yes as long as we can take turns

its nice to meet another they/them in the wild and commiserate together

i had to give up coffee and w/eed so im resuming my vice of doomscrolling bsky anxiously