I love these visualizations!

My teenage daughter confessed to getting high but said it “wasn’t worth it because of the hangover.” Okay, pussy

Last night at the stroke of midnight Patrolman Dionne was about to enter the police station when he saw something in front of the door. It proved to be a little basket made of pink crepe paper. In the basket reposed a half dollar to which was attached a shipping tag which read: "Will the finder please see that Officer Dionne gets this as final payment for the cleaning." Some of the words were written in black ink and the remainder in red. The signature K. K. K. was on the tag. Patrolman Dionne stated that he wished to express his appreciation for the half dollar and that he would be glad to send a receipt if he knew where to send it.

Headline and first paragraph of Ogdensburg Republican-Journal newspaper story. K.K.K. PAYS THE 50 CENTS TO PATROLMAN Officer Dionne Wants to Send Receipt But Is Unable to Do So Last Saturday Patrolman Louis Dionne received through the mail a letter enclosing a dollar stating that the money was to pay for the cost of cleaning his uniform which was soiled when he waded through the mud to extinguish a blazing cross on Linden road. The letter was signed K. K. K. The cost of cleaning the uniform was $1.50 and Patrolman Dionne let it be known that somebody still owed him a half dollar.

K.K.K. PAYS THE 50 CENTS TO PATROLMAN

Officer Dionne Wants to Send Receipt But Is Unable to Do So

- Ogdensburg Republican-Journal, April 20, 1926

It was a simpler time.

US Southern Command: On April 19, at the direction of #SOUTHCOM commander Gen. Francis L. Donovan, Joint Task Force Southern Spear conducted a lethal kinetic strike on a vessel operated by Designated Terrorist Organizations. Intelligence confirmed the vessel was transiting along known narco-trafficking routes in the Caribbean and was engaged in narco-trafficking operations. Three male narco-terrorists were killed during this action. No U.S. military forces were harmed. @DeptofWar #OpSouthernSpear UNCLASSIFIED

We murdered three more people in boats today

So many hours on this course.

Only the softest babies apply for LEO jobs these days.

Headline and first paragraph from Ogdensburg Republican-Journal newspaper story. POLICE SEARCH TRUTH BEHIND SEVERED LIMBS Mate to Man’s Leg Found on Lake Ontario Shore Examined ROCHESTER, N. Y., April 18—(AP)—Impetus in the search for a “surgical slayer” was given tonight in the report of the coroner and an osteologist, that the right leg of a man found on the shore of Lake Ontario near here was the mate to the left leg found just two weeks ago.

POLICE SEARCH TRUTH BEHIND SEVERED LIMBS

Mate to Man’s Leg Found on Lake Ontario Shore Examined

- Ogdensburg Republican-Journal, April 19, 1926

It was a simpler time.

Go, Brody!

Anyone else have the experience of talking to your teens about marijuana and them saying it has become “lame” because “everybody does it now and they all think they’re cool & unique but really they are just like every other kid w a weed pen or doing gummies like a middle age mom?”

Comes to Find East St. Louis Kin (Continued from Page One) ored material and carried a beaded bag. A pink ribbon was threaded through his coiffure. A bracelet, a lavalier and a strand of pearls completed the outfit. His finger nails were trimmed and polished like a woman’s. “My real name is Earl Fritz,” said the masquerader. “I am a female impersonator in theatrical work and have been doing this for the past few months, after I lost a job as a professional dancer at Rockford. “I worked for a time in a country store in northern Illinois and then I went to Chicago and went on the stage. The road show left on a tour of the Southwest and I left them. Then I went to Rockford. I got another job a few months ago as a female impersonator on a vaudeville circuit.

“I wanted to find my brothers and sisters who live in East St. Louis and I came here to look for them. I never did hard work, and the only thing for me to do was to get a woman's job. I found employment as waitress at the Nugent lunch counter.” Fritz said he had two bags of male clothing in hs room. He is confined in a separate cell in the women’s division at police headquarters, since the men prisoners did not relish the idea of having a man in woman’s attire among them. “I wish my relatives in East St. Louis would come here and get me out of this,” said Fritz on Saturday. “This is horrid.”

"This is horrid."

Comes to Find E. St. Louis Kin But Winds Up in Jail As Impersonator of Female Earl Fritz, 20, of Elgin, Ill., who says he has brothers and sisters in East St. Louis, wanted to be a woman but was foiled by St. Louis detectives. As a result he is in a cell at St. Louis police headquarters today. And all because his Adam's apple is too prominent or maybe the knuckles of his lily-white hands are too big. Or possibly he uttered a bass note when it should have been soprano. When Detectives Schenck and Dougherty of the West Side went into the basement of the department store of B. Nugent & Brothers to quench their thirst with a mint julep at the lunch counter, a dizzy blonde came up to wait on them. The sleuths watched the waitress as she delivered the order. Maybe they watched too closely. Anyway, they smelled a rat. "What's your name?" asked one of the detectives. "Now don't get naughty and I'll tell you," said the alluring blonde. "It's Jean Mash." "Sounds like moonshine to me," muttered Detective Dougherty under his breath. "Are you a man or a woman." And he flashed his badge. Miss Mash's Adam's apple gave a sharp jerk up and down. She clenched her fist and the knuckles bunched up not like a dizzy blond's should. "I'm a man," she confessed. "Tell it to headquarters," announced the detectives. While being booked on a charge of impersonating a female, "Miss Mash" told his story to police. "She" made a pretty picture. From "her" high-heeled, patent leather pumps to the beautiful blond wig that cost $95, the masquerader looked the part of a chorine. The prisoner wore a dress of blue-col— (Continued on Page Two)

Comes to Find E. St. Louis Kin But Winds Up in Jail As Impersonator of Female

- East St. Louis Daily Journal, April 18, 1926

It was a simpler time.

Born in a cage, died in a cage.

This planet won't miss us.

Is this bad? Is he in trouble?

Mom was right - I ate too much Candyland and now I'm not hungry for my Parcheesi.

Hug your meals harder today.

Translation: she will completely support further hostilities.

Maine, you gotta stop falling for this con artist.

MRS. TITONI HITS SLAYER OF HUSBAND Weeping Slayer of Brother Saved From Injury at Sister-in-law’s Hands by Prompt Action of Police Prisoner Hustled Out Back Door and to Jail; Weeps Sorrow for Act in Cell, Grieving for Brother BERKELEY, April 17. — The wish of an accused fratricide to gaze on the dead face of the brother he slew with a shotgun last Wednesday was denied today by the tigress-like attack of the murdered man's widow, who flew at the throat of her brother-in-law. The police rescued their prisoner from the shrieking and fighting woman and rushed him out of the rear entrance of the deputy coroner's office.

MRS. TITONI HITS SLAYER OF HUSBAND

Weeping Slayer of Brother Saved From Injury at Sister-in-law’s Hands by Prompt Action of Police

Prisoner Hustled Out Back Door and to Jail; Weeps Sorrow for Act in Cell, Grieving for Brother

- Oakland Tribune, April 17, 1926

It was a simpler time.

Betty Wright - The Babysitter YouTube video by love112489

This sixteen-year-old chick walked in
With a skirt up to her waist
She had a truckload of you know what
And all of it in place

SAY WHAT NOW???

(Betty Wright was 18 when this song came out)

This is why we always fill our bathtub with electricity before a big storm.

White and orange cat crowding a dilute tortoiseshell cat in a cat bed.

Siblings 🐱🐱

Young pope Leo, undated but he appears to be in his teens or early 20’s

young pope leo looks like a ska scene regular who goes by Upbeat but no one knows his real name

Is this what Warrior Ethos tastes like?

Do you...think...that he types out the...ellipses...in his...War Sermons?

INSANE MAN RUNS AMUCK IN VILLAGE Sam Oslanian Subdued and Brought to the State Hospital

INSANE MAN RUNS AMUCK IN VILLAGE

Sam Oslanian Subdued and Brought to the State Hospital

- Ogdensburg Republican-Journal, April 16, 1926

It was a simpler time

No better teammates than Israel.

Raytheon says it can deliver 90 tomahawk missiles a year. You already used over 800 of them, Petey. The math's not hard.

Via Kelcie Moseley-Morris: Nearly 1 in 4 people traveling to another state for abortion care go to Illinois, according to a report from the Guttmacher Institute, reflecting new policies — and millions of dollars — to welcome patients who aren’t their residents. https://ow.ly/HRsy50YJUxr