100% 😂

A sad cheddar not sure what to do with Mr. Jones between us.

When the cat sneaks in for snuggles without your permission. 🧀😭

Treated myself to an #everythingshower and I feel the best I’ve felt all week. Now to nap!

Cheddar lying across my pillow trying to lay on me instead.

“Mom, get this stupid thing outta here!” - Cheddar, probably. 🧀

I’ve been sleeping with my pregnancy pillow (don’t ask, long story) and Cheddar absolutely hates it because he can’t snuggle up next to me. He’s trying his hardest though… by lying on top of my face. 😭😂

I C O N I C

NASA astronaut Christina Koch sits in an U.S. Navy MH-60S Seahawk attached to Helicopter Sea Combat Squadron (HSC) 23 on the flight deck of the San Antonio Class amphibious transport dock USS John P. Murtha (LPD 26) after returning from space on Apr. 10, 2026.

This picture of Astronaut Christina Koch after the Artemis landing is frankly incredible and beautiful.

a close up of a man 's face with his eyes closed Alt: a close up of a man 's face with his eyes closed

Ugh.

No. I will not accept your 5am meeting.

That’s.
Not.
Normal.

Made the mistake of opening emails before having my coffee this morning.

I’m. So. Fucking. Annoyed.

Keep getting spam messages asking me for my views on Israel. If you reply with “free Palestine”, they unsubscribe you from additional messages immediately.

Yeah.

Just crying about astronauts again.

a man in a suit and bow tie asks how did i get here Alt: a man in a suit and bow tie asks how did i get here

My husband surprised me last night with front row seats to David Byrne’s show next week. I’m still in complete shock.

I’m a very lucky lady.

Me, in a black dress. And some pink lipstick.

Ya girl feels like shit. The bags under my eyes have bags. But alas, I love my husband and we shall celebrate our anniversary. 🥰

Squiggle mani press ons from Olive and June

〰️new〰️mani〰️just〰️dropped〰️

My press on mani

Press ons day 6. Incredibly pleased with them. They’ve held up very well and they’re still strong. But I’m going to change them up anyway, because I can. 😊 I recommend them! Olive and June super stick.

a stuffed animal is sitting at a table with a plate of donuts . Alt: a stuffed animal is sitting at a table with a plate of donuts .

Working at a tech company, you’d expect most people would know how to use a WR Code… or at least know how to log into a website.

💕

I really fucking hate having a fucking chronic disease that shows up whenever it fucking wants to ruin my fucking life. FUCK.

Since Trump has trouble distinguishing what someone in the medical profession looks like, here is a picture of a lifesaving professional.

fucking red wings man.

My iPad decked out in midnights themed Taylor swift stickers including a disco ball, a sticker that says “meet me at midnight” with a crescent moon, two stickers of Taylor Swift’s Midnight eras costumers from the eras tour, a blue record player with “midnights” written on it an a sticker of a cat with the line “me and karma vibe like that”

My iPad is now in her midnights era. 🤷‍♀️✨

CHRISTINA KOCH GREETING HER DOG AFTER RETURNING FROM THE MOON IM GONNA CRYYY 😭😭😭

Cheddar, sleeping.

When you’ve had a long day at the spa getting pampered…. 🧀

Hell yeah, Rory!

My goodness, Scottie.

May Victor Orbán simply be the first in a string of countries engaging in overdue housecleaning by kicking their authoritarian leaders to the curb.