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Posts by Scott H

But also- no, the new footage is not "critical" to the story in the new movie. Audiences don't need to know every shred of information. Chris Evans shows up in Doomsday, "Huh, I thought Cap had retired. Guess not."

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"I've lived my life and now I'm an old man, I'm done with superheroing."

A figure steps out of the time portal, "Actually, I've got some unfinished business..."

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/4 7. Mr. Patel does not brag he “vomited onto each branch of government plus the Post Office.” The Post Office is currently a part of the Executive Branch.

8. Mr. Patel has never sent a “dick pic” to Rep. Steny Hoyer while seeking actionable intelligence from an adult actress named Stacy.

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this is why Dems need to go as hard as possible on reforms and actually fixing things rather than kick the can, because "people will remember how bad things were and not put these folks back in charge" is a demonstrably false statement

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"They're not that much older than me! What should I be doing more of? Or what should I be doing less of?"

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When a cat is sleepin' real hard and you pet her and she makes a little "activation noise" rt if you agree

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One my favorite commercials of all time was the Jack in the Box all men focus group that wanted to do away with buns completely on their Ultimate Cheeseburger.

Jack bursts into the room and screams “without the bun, you’ll get meat and cheese all over your hands!”

Classic.

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From “The Simpsons” house genius John Swartzwelder, interviewed in The New Yorker by Mike Sacks

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I love this thought. "Of course it burned a lot of your meter when you went blonde. We didn't get why you didn't put it to use more, you could punch through a mountain like that! Forget guns, Saiyan Spawn would have wrecked OverTkill."

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Without stating your age, post your favorite film released the year you turned 18.

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(This is not original thinking on my part, lol) angryflower.com/1041.html

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ppl think Spider-Man is an animal who fights other animals, right, or a science who fights other sciences?

No. Spider-Man’s core character story engine is “dork-ass kid fights versions of his future.” This is why Spider-Man is the apotheosis of the superhero concept. He’s “you vs your sellout dad.”

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Every superhero is a metaphor that fights other metaphors of the same clade

The Flash is a physics, who fights other physics (mirrors, aerodynamics, cold). Superman is a god, who fights other gods. That’s so good, but Batman is a fear who fights other fears. That’s always the easiest match to sell.

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Pretty much my same thought seeing him (though I appreciated the alt text because I couldn't remember his name. I do have this memory of his hands floating apart from his body)

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I know Sam is squatting down, but, Twitch looks really tall here. I'd always figured he was short.

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I never finished Zelda 2: Adventure of Link because going through a cave to the final palace, a giant slime dropped on me. I screamed, killed it, turned off the game and never returned.

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Freshman in college, so kid is debatable. System Shock 2 soon after seeing Event Horizon the ghosts (psychic echoes of the dead crew? Idk) were really creeping me out. Exited out and never returned.

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"I hope this email finds you... dude we haven't heard from you in ages!"

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Dream Jeopardy categories, that you're running the board of these show up.

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Ah, I hadn't realized the timing. Just figured it was a nod to the current, not former, editor in chief.

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Suck it in suck it in suck it in/if you're Rin Tin Tin or Anne Boleyn/Make a desperate move or else you'll win/and then begin to see what you're doing to me/This MTV is not for free

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Oof. Such a great series that I have never recommended to anyone.

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samuel beckett was born on this day 120 years ago. astonishing to think that if he had survived, and could run 100m in 9.57 seconds, he would be not only the oldest but also the fastest man in the world - together with his nobel prize for literature, an astonishing trifecta

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this woman is holding onto battlegrounds that have long since grown into pastures.

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Cutscene from Final Fantasy 14 depicting Gaius van Baelsar and henchmen, all dressed in some impressively evil armor.

Cutscene from Final Fantasy 14 depicting Gaius van Baelsar and henchmen, all dressed in some impressively evil armor.

6 is up there, rebels, evil emperor, scheming subordinate.

Final Fantasy 14, where a cut scene reveals alt-Darth Vader.

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Considering I immediately cast the 90s romcom sidekick as Janeane Garofalo, not a bad way to go.

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Yeah, I think you got it here.

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30 years ago today, Principal Skinner purchased fast food to disguise as his own cooking at an unforgettable luncheon with Superintendent Chalmers.

#TheSimpsons episode “22 Short Films About Springfield” first aired April 14, 1996.

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I am a little surprised they don't ask you to fill out a survey after each search.

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That's very cool. I've found I really like kits, you get some more difference than "this does 2 more damage" and imply some distinct looks. I get why it didn't work for casters, but would have been neat to see them with something similar for gear.

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