This one post is like an onion, so many layers. It's just so much stupid in so few characters.

I'm half-convinced someone accidentally created an AI that went rogue and created androids masquerading as tech bros to push us into the Matrix.

Sounds like the beginning of a bad joke.

A real estate guy, a nepo realtor, and a guy with no discernible skill set other than furniture fucking walk into a peace negotiation . . .

Maybe it's a boy dog who just wants to feel pretty.

The only time I disliked achievements was when they showed up in WoW. Pugs wouldn't take people to easy raids unless they had the achievement for beating it, and alienating a lot of newer players in the process. It was just another tool for elitism and gatekeeping.

Don't worry, the 50-year mortgages will save us, lmao.

I don't know if it's teaching me empathy, but I'm currently reading the Warhammer 40k Siege of Terra series.

Excuse me, that is the Secretary of War/Totally Not a War/Law Enforcement Action/Military Action/Special Operation.

What are the odds we can rename the Strait of Hormuz to Schrodinger's Strait?

Because, depending on who you talk to, the Strait is both closed and open.

I think it's a combination of that, and there's so much to keep track of.

Every couple days I feel like shit because I'm so caught up in the Iran situation I forget we're casually starving Cuba and building concentration camps and . . .

Pickup truck drivers are a special breed. I just watched one cross over parking spots, then stop and back into one of them, in an almost empty parking lot.

Uh, can we not? I'd rather not leave his fate up to the whims of a public that put him in the Oval Otfice twice.

Remember, it's not you agreeing with Ann Coulter.

Ann Coulter is finally agreeing with you. For now atleast.

From some investor podcasts I listen to. "Remember, we're buying into businesses, not economies." Or some variation of.

The stock market does not give a fuck about the working class economy as long as line go up.

Someone needs to get that Hot Tub a therapist and test it for STDs. Because that had to be traumatic as fuck.

"If we raise taxes, all of the rich people will go to places like Dubai!"

Yeah, I'm not so sure.

Lots of chocolate bars contain milk, which doesn't come from a plant. So, I would assume, a plant-based bar contains no animal products, such as milk.

Different President, you think I would let Trump in my car?

I definitely remember, as an Uber driver in DC, driving right up to the White House doors and picking up the President.

It just means that majority of the cabinet don't care. They like it this way, they can manipulate the President however they want and do whatever they want.

When you took the day off after the train incident you referenced, were you in danger of being fired from your job? Did the loss of income for an entire workday threaten your ability to pay your bills?

I'm not beefing, I'm just pointing out you clearly have some sort of safety net that allows you to arbitrarily "take the day off." The people in that warehouse don't have that luxury.

Maybe you should reflect on why that upsets you so much and why you lack any empathy towards those workers.

Anyone who can just "take the day off" because something bad happened is not struggling the same way the average Amazon warehouse worker in the US is.

That's great for you. Some of us have bills to pay, so we don't end up homeless.

Who is going to file the charges?

30% Love what he's doing.
10% Will bear it just to own the libs or ban abortions.
10% Thought "raising tariffs will lower prices" made sense.
10% Are Leftists who will refuse to vote, also to own the Libs.

And Republican voters will go back to pretending they know the difference between deficit and debt.

The world was already pissed off at us for creating this mess.

But then Iran somehow got Trump to blockade the Strait for them lmao.

Any global sentiment against Iran for blocking the Strait has now been transferred to the US.

We're all about to get fucked by inflation anyway, might as well get some cash to buy something nice.