repost cause i spelled it wrong the first time. fake fan.

ask and you shall receive

Gravy developed!

(Gwonam swooping by Link at the end of the video game) Shout out to Little Rock Arkansas!

Married to Alpaca…

There’s nothing more I’d rather do
Than watch a YouTube Poop with you

Oh I see it appears that no one wants to put Gwonam on their Tomodachi Life islands I see how it is

I heard that they’re making a new Zelda game “for the boys”

They’re gonna put Captain Falcon in the Zelda movie and he’s gonna be hotter and steal the show just like Fox did in the Mario Galaxy movie

Take a look here, Link. (Gesturing with ruler) Do you see this tuft of hair on the furry character’s crotch? That’s where the penis would go if the artist were drawing nsfw! Good question Link, the tuft ISN’T necessary!

MOVE! THAT! BUS! (A huge bus moves aside, revealing that the island of Koridai has been renovated into a beautiful two story ranch house!)

(Cradling an infant Link) I give this one about three weeks tops

Gwonam Enemy Files!

This is a Dodongo! Shove some bombs down its throat then pretend like that’s normal, you fucking serial killer!

You know I would tell Link to stop blowing up horses but there’s just such a spark in his eye when he does it

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Squid Form activate!

The Master Sword’s power pales in comparison to the Commander Sword.

our diehard fans who share with us stories about how our music has positively impacted their lives make me sick

Good night Link! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you!

Mommy’s mad!

This power is what all true friends strive for

E-hee-mail…

"after you've scrubbed all the sand off yourselves, THEN we can talk about what's for dinner!"

King Harkinian has installed an outdoor shower in the backyard for when the kids come home from the beach!

Why doth Green Mario cry when betwixt the ghouls?

Put your shirt back on Link Zelda will be home soon

No, I have to be… otherwise Inwouldnt have a partner! I have to believe in myself!

Am I truly worthy to be a Digimon Tamer…?

I’M SORRY I CAN’T BE HIM