We regret to inform you that we closed the drug discovery loop too tightly so none of our VERY REAL and TRANSFORMATIVE drugs with NOVEL BIOMARKERS and PERFECT patient selection can get out.
Due to the density of success our platform is a black hole from which no data can be released.
"clinical validation isnt real," i assure myself as i close my eyes and ram the JPM auditorium with a commandeered waymo. #JPM #JPM2026 #TECHBIO #BIOTECH
Telling investors we are "closing the loop" between patients and medicine as I tie two ethernet cables together. they give me a standing ovation as I transition into the world's first liminal executive. #techbio #JPM #JPM26 #JPM2026
Logging on to announce that we are "pivoting". we are no longer looking for cures. we are now focused on "Meaningful Near-Term Readouts". VCs are weeping with joy.
Altered time cover article which used to feature a bunch of AI tech ceos as "person of the year" except they have all been removed as a metaphor for the lack of delivery or value
Wow, amazing Time cover showing all of the tangible achievements that AI CEOs have produced. Truly remarkable to encapsulate all that we've achieved in such a short time! Rubeco aspires to achieve the same for techbio!
How did he get ahold of our org chart?
Screenshot of linkedin notice hiring a "head of product (Fraud)" position.
Techbio must be bold like our fellow tech-ecosystem brethren and follow their example in saying the quiet part out loud.
Epstein email full of stupid ideas like "are beards meant to catch and hold smells?"
Brb turning this Epstein email into a killer pitch
They've mastered word salad. God help us if we get AGI and they learn to lie. They will replace biotech founders! We can't lose OUR jobs!!!!
bsky.app/profile/phil...
Analogue by catalogue could never!
Screenshot of article highlighting the following sentence "Furthermore, selected de novo molecules were synthesized and shown to inhibit AKT1 at low micromolar concentrations in the context of in vitro enzymatic assays."
Screenshot from article showing a starting molecule and a "de Novo" generated molecule that is extremely similar like you'd expect from very basic analogue by catalogue. But more expensive!!!
They did it! They finally did it! Machine Learning has finally enabled the development of micromolar AKT inhibitors of unknown selectivity!
Rejoice, AGI is upon us!
www.nature.com/articles/s42...
In collaboration with #Enamine we are announcing our open-soup eastern European generative recipe model, Borscht2. This will dramatically unlock Ukranian-quality beet-based technology for hungry startups and academics. #biotech #techbio #AI
We built an LLM to ensure c level continuity in case of any scandals or disasters like a sudden unfortunate development of integrity or a conscience. Optimizing the perfect balance of incompetence and malice was challenging but we achieved it.
We software people know biology is an easily reducible system. You biologists have just never been smart enough to actualize this, because if someone is smart they skip biology and go into computer science. This is also why our models don't align with your "data," you are doing experiments wrong!
We agree no amount of money is worth our RubeCo employee's health, which is why we pay them in company stock options!
Everyone is overreacting. NIH cuts are going to drastically reduce research output. LLMs will invent studies to replace the ones we aren't actually doing! Problem solved!
Rice accelerator? My instant pot makes it in minutes!
Techbio has to get up early to pull one over on the industry!
#riseandgrind
Image of the Erdtree from elden ring burning
Image of a tree of heaven with the dark souls text overlay format on top saying "tree slain"
100x market valuation!!!
Cover art for the Milli Vanilli album "girl you know it's true"
Milli Vanilli inspired us to change biotech forever and we founded RubeCo based on the same level of transparency and integrity.
#followyourdreams
#biotech
#techbio
Donnie darko meme template. he is talking to his therapist. First panel: Donnie says "I made a state of the art effective AI model" Second panel: therapist says "effective or MCC +0.001?" Third panel: Donnie says, begrudgingly "MCC + 0.001"
Real techbio trailblazers know the skepticism we face from traditionalists and luddites. It's basically discrimination!
Look, it's true that none of the All In guys have any real experience with this technology, and that's what makes it so impressive that they are as equally delusional about the technology as the leadership of most AI-first drug discovery companies like RubeCo.
Hats off to the GOATs.
Acquiring and dismantling excellent companies is also RubeCo's other central mission.
This is the true test of our industry and innovation and I think RubeCo can do this bigger in every way than anyone else out there!
Uh, I believe they gave a nobel in fundraising for this which means it is in fact very solved.
We at RubeCo are not just focused on the 100-1000. Not even 0-1! We are solidly committed to the 0 stage: our science, our runway, and our investor returns!
Although I am very pro-automation, I often roll my eyes when I see people talk about “automating science” in biotech
Any serious conversation here needs to consider the way new methods are invented and scaled
We are proud to announce our latest innovation: Virtual Sells!
We will sell our last shred of integrity and pride for virtually anything in order to hop on the next AI/Multimodal jargon bandwagon.
#virtualcells #ai #ml #biotech #techbio