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Posts by Elizabeth

share a GIF from a western you love

Bluesky gifs do not include 1993’s Posse

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I know!!! Today was the worst.

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I am finally observing 4/20. Happy weed day, friends.

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i hate baseball.

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Fuck

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Sex is never quite that painful.

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You’re welcome

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Things really suck right now and, at least for me and it sounds like maybe you, it has for a long time, but I see you and I’m sorry it’s trying to drown you, too. I see you, I’m not muting you, and I’m proud of you for seeking help.

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My dumb ass left my drugs and assorted paraphernalia at home. 😞

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On 4/20 I should be allowed to partake at work.

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Fair. I would have gone icy hot too

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And… Jac goes and hangs dong just for me

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I’ve had a terrible day and it won’t end until I’m off work at 10. I’d really appreciate if the Royals would take note and do a thing.

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I prefer tiger balm to either

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You can sweatpants and wine after the workout.

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The only thing I know to be true about cancel culture is when the worst people on earth were afraid of it, a whole lot fewer people were slinging the r slur around on social media

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The dream!

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"Fuck it, we'll do it dead!"

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Please only read this if you can mentally handle it. But if you can, this is incredibly important. This is why it’s hard for women to come forward, and why it’s also difficult for women to find their place in sports, even if it’s only as a fan. Leagues don’t care about abuse.

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Gooooood morning, BlueSkyyyyy! 🌼🫶🏼

I have another Kansas City #MutualAid ask for a new pocket friend I found while arguing with the assholes who comment anonymously on folks asking for help with food in the KC Secrets FB Group.

(It's my new favorite guilty pleasure, please don't judge!) 😅

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Congrats. This is just cool as hell.

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Take me out, Q. I am not ready to play.

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Shout-out to Moose for not peeing all over the house when my 2-hour trip to the gym turned into a 6.5-hour debacle.

I really needed that win.

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Little dude was all over the hill behind that gas station. I was amazed at how unbothered he was with all the noise and activity with an onramp/highway just yards away, just going about his business, eating all the dandelions.

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A groundhog in the field behind the gas station

A groundhog in the field behind the gas station

Enjoying the wildlife while I wait for my tow.

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The fartest.

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Well the smart spare failed. Waiting for a tow, but a little closer to home. Today is stupid and I won’t be convinced otherwise

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While I wait for the auto parts place to open, I’d like to thank the city of Kansas City for spending our money on FIFA and a new ballpark instead of paying any attention to our pothole pocked streets or any other infrastructure.

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Thank you. 💙

It sure stinks.

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Keep getting stuck here all the time

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