Let's beat Memorick's Adventure! Will we find out why he's named Memorick? Will the game get any better? Doubtful, but let's see it through anyways, live now!
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Afternoon, class! I need you to know that I almost spent $30 on a sealed copy of Memorick's Adventure to get a pristine manual to scan before I came to my senses. I'll finish this one tonight at 6pm EDT, and if there's time left, maybe play something else. See you then!
*kchk* ROCKET LAWN CHAIR
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I love these awful awful character portraits
Schedule! This week I can only stream on Monday and Wednesday but I'm going to really try and make it count. Streams at 6pm EDT
Monday - against my better judgement, I'm going to beat Memorick's Adventure and then run back Sword of Sodan If I've got time
Wednesday - Doom, wad TBD
I've been watching with friends but we went backwards, C.H.U.D. II followed by C.H.U.D., and now that we're halfway through the first one, we keep yelling "WHERE ARE THE CHUDS???" at the screen
CHUD II: Bud the Chud is unintentionally one of the funniest movies ever made
I got curious about the GameFAQs guide for Memorick's Adventure and was immediately greeted with this. What do you MEAN "(not in manual)" WHY is it not there? Now I need a copy of the manual even more badly to see how incompetent it is.
I can't stop thinking about Memorick's stupid game. How did they make it so sauceless? It's like they invented anti flavor. Anyways I'm probably going to beat it on Monday because there's something wrong with me.
Memorick's Adventure sucks a lot! I'm surprised now that I hadn't heard of this for how incredibly generic and incompetent it is. Maybe I do a punishment stream on Monday and finish both this and Sword of Sodan? We'll see! Thanks for watching, folks!
Live now! I have no idea what to expect from this game, so I'm unreasonably excited.
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Ever heard of this original Xbox exclusive? Me neither. Let's check it out an hour from now!
Morning, class! Ever see a game and think "That looks fake, I should play it" and pick it up? I do. That's why tonight I'm playing Knight's Apprentice: Memorick's Adventure, an exclusive for the original Xbox. What the hell kind of name is Memorick? See you at 6pm EDT!
The powerful desire to stream overlooked RPGs gnaws at me
I finished Sewerlust! It was great! My wrists hurt. Peep this Doomcute sauna. Killer work, Waffle House crew!
Sewer time, sewer time! Live now!
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Is this the year I finally play Hoshi wo Miru Hito?
I did the first one in a single sitting last summer, so it's only appropriate that I do the second one in a single sitting this summer!
FromSoft Fridays will return this summer, be excited!
A post which says "Heartbreaking: JRPG corridor has gone on for far longer than expected and you are starting to suspect that you actually took the correct path by accident"
Once more, back to the sewers! Tonight for Doom with Bloom, I'm going to finish up SEWERLUST, the terrific new megawad from the Waffle House mapping crew. I've been having a blast so far, so let's see how it concludes. See you at 6pm EDT!
My favorite popcorn books. Let me know when you're current on them!
Now I want to do this too
Staying up too late watching "The Lair of the White Worm" and all I can think about is this meme
Team Innocent
Steamed Hams full transcript Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions. Ah. Superintendent Chalmers. Welcome. - I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon. - Yeah. Oh, egads! My roast is ruined. But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Seymour. Ah- Skinner with his crazy explanations The superintendent's gonna need his medication When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight Seymour! Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise. Care to join me? Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? Uh- Oh. That isn't smoke. It's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmm. Steamed clams. Whew. Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers. I thought we were having steamed clams. D'oh, no. I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers. You call hamburgers steamed hams? Yes. It's a regional dialect. - Uh-huh. Uh, what region? - Uh, upstate New York. Really. Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams. " Oh, not in Utica. No. It's an Albany expression. I see. You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger. Oh, no. Patented Skinner burgers. Old family recipe. - For steamed hams. - Yes. Yes. And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled. Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second. - Of course. Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped. Yes. I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there? - Aurora borealis. - Uh- Aurora borealis at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen? - Yes. - May I see it? No. Seymour. ! The house is on fire. ! No, Mother. It's just the northern lights. Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham.
Today is officially the 30th anniversary of Steamed Hams. On April 14, 1996, "22 Short Films About Springfield" aired for the first time!
never make fun of someone who hasn't heard of something cool. you get to introduce them to a movie or an album that will change their aesthetic perspective. don't get so excited to act cool that you forget to actually be cool for once
Incredibly fun, charming, and intuitive adventure, I love it
Bonkle was fun! It was so fun for me to see how passionate its fans are to this day, and to hear about the lore. It's clear there's a ton of effort put into the worldbuilding. The PS2 game was pretty fun, too! Not bad at all, certainly worth the $8 I paid for it.
Bionicle time! What kind of impression will it make on a total neophyte? Come find out, live now!
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