Fuck yes!

a man with a mustache is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face . ALT: a man with a mustache is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face .

They told the Pope he doesn’t understand the Bible and then they quoted Pulp Fiction.

Trying to explain St Augustine to the pope, the former head of the Augustinian order, who wrote his doctoral thesis on Augustine, on his way back from celebrating mass at the Basilica of St Augustine in Annaba, Algeria, overlooking the site where Augustine lived is peak Adult Catholic Convert.

I would like to announce that I am pivoting my backyard flower bed to AI. Hydrangeas faced operational challenges but our new focus places us where the market is headed to provide bold investors maximum returns. We will be seeding, literally, with silicon. Initial funding round open, act now.

🇭🇺 Hungarian elections:
‼️Viktor Orbán congratulated Péter Magyar

So relatable LOL.

Elizabeth Banks

And the award goes to Walter 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@WutTheWut.bsky.social

Learning a second language can be hard. Signing up for Pre-K and 3-K is easy.

Go to myschools.nyc to apply today. Deadline is tomorrow at midnight!

Guys being Dudes

Prove that you're human song

brass solidarity band performing “stand by me” in the streets of whittier next to alex pretti’s memorial. the crowd started chanting “the people united will never be defeated” so they incorporated it into the song. i love minneapolis

This was just me making this comparison yesterday, but today the Korean news is calling Minnesota "America's Gwangju" and have human rights lawyers explaining how America is now living through the dictatorship Korea once had.

It’s something else.

Literally half of America is right now out there showing them why they are failed human beings and don’t deserve to be part of this country. And the other half is just sitting back, smiling and enjoying their own lack of humanity.

Libra: You will finally get everything you deserve this year, which is great news for your enemies.

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

A List of Things Said to Have Been Ruined by Women

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OK. It's going to be coming out soon because of the relentless investigations of Pam Bondi and Kash Patel, so I might as well admit it before the news breaks:

I am the General Counsel of Antifa.

This video of Chicagoans intervening to save a man from being abducted off the streets by ICE is making the rounds on Instagram.

Community action works.

Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DPZL2AL...

hailey @hailey.at • 6h an unfortunate irony about this post - and even if you are the staunchest anti-ai critic out there, i think you'd agree - is that some of the most bigoted things are being said to respond to this. copy/pasting phrasing and terminology used by bigots but replacing "dna" with "bits" doesn't make it ok 4J @dystopiabreaker.xyz • 3d i'm completely serious when i say that much of the dismissive ai discourse on here fires the bigotry neuron 89 $ 107 90 企 hailey @hailey.at • 6h if you're writing a sentence that sounds like eugenics but you go "oh that's fine to say because it's not a real person" (whatever that means) you may want to consider what made you okay with saying that

*takes massive bong rip*

My mom, who works graveyard shifts, is calling out the next two days because they are the last 80° days in her region. She just wants to get as much summer backyard time with the dogs as she can. She just turned 71 so she should be retiring right now but she's easing in!

Somebody on LinkedIn said what we're all thinking.

de-escalation 101

oh, we have some straightforward gutter racism. “the blacks and the browns are the reason white people can’t get ahead” www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2...

A secret, never-mentioned fact is that the people who voted for Zohran are also taxpayers.

www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

FINALLY Democrats are putting out HARD-HITTING ads.

WATCH AND SHARE:

#MAGAKidnappers

Longer video of the forcible removal, detainment, and arrest of Sen. Alex Padilla by the Trump regime during a DHS press conference. Footage provided by Sen. Padilla's team.

Greta Thunberg, arriving back in Europe after her abduction by Israel in international waters, explains in 40 seconds why western governments are colluding in genocide:

this goes incredibly hard