As a space nerd I am elated.

As a GenX a part of me is healed. #ArtemisII

A glass containing a bourbon old fashioned cocktail. The glass is etched with the words "I had a reason. Fridge pants."

Cheers.

We walked in Telnet chat rooms so you could run on bsky.

Apparently shouting, "MONGO IS APPALLED" and shooting Magic Missiles at your coworkers is frowned upon.

Who knew.

This week has obliterated my confidence. I think I just need to get lost in a good book and a bourbon.

The three B's of self-care:

Bath
Beard care
Bourbon

Interviewer: Tell me about a problem you couldn't solve.

Me: Why is Darth Vader's sleep apnea machine inside his helmet and always on.

If I have to know this, then you do, too.

If Summer of '69 by Bryan Adams were written today, they'd be singing about the summer of 2010.

If I have to know this, then you do, too.

If Summer of '69 by Bryan Adams were written today, they'd be singing about the summer of 2010.

Hot IT people in your area want you

to try turning it off and back on again.

I lifted a weight this morning. Why am I not ripped.

This is BULLSHIT.

Your friendly neighborhood SysDadmin here to ask you if you've tried turning it off and back on again.

Is it the Sunday scaries or is it the broken promise of your entire existence as a pure soul who intentionally planned a thoughtful journey to their future having been distilled into the moonshine that might make you blind?

when i talk about my funbags i’m referring the ziplocks full of candy in my purse

"Actually, adhd is a super power!" ok well my super power is ruining my life

"Iconic" is such an overused word. Not everything is iconic. As a matter of fact, very little is. Stop. Just stop.

Gandalf of IT logging in.

My facial expression looks like the one in my avi pretty much all the time at work.

back in my day the economy was strong enough to afford two durans

you can only play leap frog every four years

Sorry I thought you were flirting with me.
But your message included an Oxford Comma, so what was I supposed to think?

Sorry I said, "A preposition" when you asked, "What's up?".

Bourbon.
Neat.

Fuck ICE.

I don't know how to make decisions for myself please advise

All we can do now is hope for spontaneous combustion.

Gen Z Fred Flintstone says, "skibbidy dibbidy doo."

A little tip in life for men: The ladies are not impressed if you shout, "I am Groot!" when you wake up with morning wood.

Google Pixel's Magic Eraser, but for my anxiety.

Men are put here on this earth to make fried potatoes

ONE NIGHT TRADE MARK COUCH SYRUP EACH OUNCE CONTAINS ALCOHOL, (less than 1%) 44m CANNABIS INDICA, FE. 42OL CHLOROFORM 275m. MORPHIA,SULPH, SHILLFULLY COMBINED WITH A NUMBER OTHER INGREDIENTS label of an old timey medicine

we used to be a proper country