Well, his trip to Scotland seems to be going well 🤣

Standing firmly by the side of my trans sisters and brothers. The law is an ass. #TransRightsAreHumanRights

Trump is a murderer.

So naturally, you know what to do…👇

Enjoy. 😎✨

I’ve suddenly been followed by a number of girls with pneumatic breasts and trout pouts. Boy, are they barking up the wrong tree!
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The satisfaction of turning £2 worth of cream, being sold off cheap by @sainsburys.bsky.social , into around £7 worth of butter is immense! And I have the buttermilk left over to make scones. 😁

This year’s Christmas cake. There are times I question my own sanity… 🎄🤣🎄

Spicy Keema Rolls, from the recipe in ‘Flavour’ by the lovely and crazily talented @sabrinaghayour.bsky.social A second batch in the space of a week. If that doesn’t demonstrate how gorgeous they are, I don’t know what will. 😍

Lunch - Toasted Brie, Parma ham and fig sandwich. Recipe courtesy of the divine @nigella.bsky.social (At My Table). And, no, I didn’t eat both. One of them was for John!

Three tiers isn’t excessive for a Christmas cake, is it? Asking for a friend… 🎄😁🎄

Every word. 👇

I do reduce the sugar by 50g, because I prefer something a bit less sweet.

Starting as I mean to go on… Making Delia’s Homemade Mincemeat and @nigella.bsky.social ’s Cranberry-Studded Mincemeat. 🎄😁🎄

Dana Goldberg post: I have shared the same bathroom with Sarah McBride on several occasions, and she never once made me uncomfortable. She did however help me fix my makeup. That congresswoman knows how to blend her foundation, which is more than I can say about Donald Trump.

They say the cover up is always worse.

It’s bloody cold out, so the woodburners are on for the first time this winter. Getting toasty… 🔥😁

The latter is a good reason to permit it…😏

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Beth Rigby, very indignantly "You think Wealthy Landowners need to pay more tax."

Well it is a HELL YES isn't it.

RT if it is.

I can more or less stay in time ringing 5 in a peak of 6. A peak of 8 is more of a challenge! There’s some excellent teachers in the band here in Royal Wootton Bassett too. 😁

Thus demonstrating that you failed biology. Try looking up variations like Klinefelter Syndrome.

🤣 I started bellringing back in June. Method still looks like patting your head while rubbing your tummy, and trying to dance the cha-cha-cha on a tightrope at the same time.

If you feel the same, spread the word.

And…blocked!

Morning! 😁

And…he’s blocked!

Pecksniff: MPs queue up to make fools of themselves – and their voters In which Mr Pecksniff lays before his readers for their approval certain observations and speculations reflecting on the political life

Is it possible to ask questions of Starmer without grovelling? Will Trump be gentle with us? Is Reform’s Rupert Lowe's embarrassment a BBC graph? Will pigs once more form whole complex murmurations overhead?

Questions from Pecksniff's biting political diary ⤵️

Teachers washing students' school uniforms amid hygiene poverty worries Teachers are being forced to plug more and more gaps - as one school in Blackpool has even installed its own launderette to help pupils suffering from hygiene poverty.

This is awful. Teachers are being forced to plug more and more gaps - as one school in Blackpool has even installed its own launderette to help pupils suffering from hygiene poverty

news.sky.com/story/teache...

You’re omnipresent and omniscient. Why would you need to follow them too?! 🤦🏼‍♂️