Is Jrue Holiday out here ballin with a toothpick in?

Losing the title at the very very end is the most Arsenal thing I’ve ever seen 😭

In @nba.com defense, the Blazers didn’t have many second half highlights 😅

TEAM DEFENSE! Let’s goooooo #RipCity

We just not posting Blazers plays? Okay

Correct response. NBA fans are the most annoying

Lot of L takes like this. No one hates on the NBA more than NBA fans. The Star Wars fans of the sports world.

Winner of the FIFA peace price. Smh

Jrue joins rare company ‼️

In tonight's win, Jrue Holiday became the 4th player in NBA history with a game of 30+ PTS, 10+ AST, 5+ REB and 5+ 3PM at age 35 or older.

The other 3?

James Harden (5x)
LeBron James
Stephen Curry

U.S. men's hockey with Curt-Schilling-in-Boston levels of good will squandering. A 25-mile lead in the good will marathon and they tripped on their dicks right at the finish line.

#YKWTII

There are real people that chose to watch Kid Rock over this.

They are targeting children because they are trying incite violence. I have talked to many journalists today, and they all made the same observation: Border Patrol and ICE have been rolling around with maximum aggression, lingering for ages as crowds, gather, seemingly trying to cause a riot.

Blazers almost got robbed tonight

Frey: I have a message for ICE: Get the fuck out of Minneapolis

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Happy Pop-tarts Bowl day to all who celebrate!

My tweet from 2023: I asked if it was offensive to eat a Pop-Tart in front of the @PopTartsBowl mascot and then its handler yelled out "ITS THEIR DREAM" and then the mascot grabbed a Pop-Tart out of my hand and started force-feeding it to me while making soft grunting noises. Picture of me being fed a pop tart by a Pop tart

Happy Pop-Tarts Bowl Day to all who celebrate

Alabama has no business being in the CFP with season.

The Lakers v OKC game right now

This Blazers team is so fun to watch

Softest ejections ever in this Blazers v Pelicans game.

this is literally never not accurate

ER doc here! This is a lie. Wait times are up because the American healthcare system is an unsustainable business model and a for-profit national healthcare system just doesn’t work. These problems will continue to get worse until we change that system. It literally has nothing to do with immigrants

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WNBA off season about to look like this

When the divorce isn’t going well so you’re going to make it everyone else’s problem.

🇵🇷🇵🇷

Whoa! SNAP! How is Trump gonna recover from this?!?! The gloves are OFF.

Seems like a good time for the reminder that social media is literally just designed to increase outrage and create fake engagement.