Kash may be in trouble…Hegseth? Maybe after the war is over?

THE job description 🥳🥳🥳

Banner news headline - it’s ‘drinks on the house’ as the Labor Secretary faces her own misconduct allegations and resigns and exits the party.

It’s ‘last call for alcohol’ in the Trump White House. Good Lord.

Banner news headline - a report that the FBI has ordered a nationwide, “Strait of Hormuz-style” blockade of Patel’s favorite bars in an effort to save his job.

And why can’t they find Nancy Guthrie or her kidnappers?

Okay that’s old 🥳🥳

Long tail cat by an old rocking chair…

Pathetic.

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Banner news headline - a ‘massive boat blockade’ by the US is revealed to have been the Tehran boat show.

One more thing to discuss in Pakistan…

Lol a mess 😵‍💫😂

Total confusion. Where the hell is the Secretary of State?

Morning Kenzie - looking fierce as ever 💫

This is perfect because the only other fresh fruit available is at the bar 🤔

Reposting because Vance has clearly joined an exclusive club of VP’s who get credit for nothing.

Perfect - 8 minutes 😂

Perfect spot 💜

Wow - Linda!

Morning Rick 🙂

Um excuse me, your water’s boiling 🤔😵‍💫

That’s the jury? Well, good luck with this crew…Morning everyone 🥳🥳🥳

Ohhh - Chewy boxes…

Banner news headline - Iran allows the US to seize any ship it wants, resulting in higher oil prices.

“Chaos, meet Donald Trump.”

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Great 🧵 with too predictable an ending. Thanks for sharing.

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Banner news headline - a report that, after mixed messages from the administration, Vance, after “contributing” to Trump’s presidential library fund, will attend the Iranian peace talks in Pakistan.

Ohh **wink wink** the library contribution.

Banner news headline - in desperation, the White House kicks in a Costco membership and NBA playoff tickets for Iran.

Disneyland tickets might be nice; have you considered Disneyland tickets?

Brilliant 🥳🥳🥳