Yesterday I was in ye olden Walmart, and they were playing the KORN Word-Up cover, and I stopped in my tracks because it just threw me for such a loop that I was be hearing KORN in a Walmart 👀

Yawns are not only contagious, they're zoonotic! I just yawned, then my cat yawned, then I yawned again!! 🤯🥱

#yawn #sleepy #cats #themoreyouknow

I've been debating between building Necrons or Tyranids for my first official 40k army, annndd uh, I *might* have made my decision 👀🫣🎩
#warhammer #warhammer40k #tyranids

Kicking myself eternally for not just getting an English degree bc of the types of jobs I actively WANT/am able/restricted to due to chronic illness.
I wish someone would have told me to go for the 1 I truly wanted deep down & not be obsessed w "being as successful as possible" to get out of poverty

If I had energy/body function that matched my potential I would be fucking limitless. Tbh that's probably like 80% of my depression. Thinking I can, trying, succeeding in the endeavor but then suffering greatly physically for all of my efforts.
It's bullshit. It makes me angry and keeps me stagnant

Today I will not be critical. Today I will not be critical of my appearance or actions. I am perfect the way I am.

#affirmation #dailycardpull #morningcard #cardsandcoffee #affirmationcard #goodmorning #havethedayyoudeserve

I STG 😭 I just wanna read the ones I have, send help

Today I am powerful. Today my potential to succeed and conquer challenges is limitless.

#affirmation #dailycardpull #morningcard #affirmationcard #goodmorning #havethedayyoudeserve

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*listening to the Harkonnen communinet while spice harvesting* OH. They were right, I guess Satan DOES like smooth jazz 🤔

#DuneAwakening #SeveriaGaming #Harkonnen #Dune #propaganda #radio #wearearrakis

I need to be put into the machine that heals Pokémon at the Pokémon Center 🩹

Surprise stream?? Surprise stream. Going to run amok in Dreamlight Valley for a bit until my boo gets home and then we shall foray onto the sands of Arrakis to check out the new CHOAM event ✨
👉twitch.tv/severia👈

"Whatcha doing for lunch?"

Hatching a dilophosaurus.

"Come again?"
#dinosaur #dinonerd #minibrands #jurassicpark #jurassicworld #dilophosaurus

Why does my DR's reminder service sound like GladOS???

The resulting yummy dinner✨

...you know what, my husband informed me that that is indeed, a wooden plank...so I checked... Here I was genuinely thinking that was a slab of un-skinned fish looking like wood...
Send help for my brain, fuck!

UPDATE: I DID GET HIMBS

Would someone like to tell me why the Salmon looks like planks of wood 👀
#help #wtf #somethingsfishy

✨Trauma Doughnuts✨
My every two week therapy day snack 🍩

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Of COURSE the day I need to print a bajillion things the printer at work is out of ink and the other printer I have access to is just "offline" and I don't have any troubleshooting access in this MF building

The caffeine is not caffeine-ing today 🫠😭

At my funeral can somebody use my phone and text everyone “I told you I was sick”

At the risk of sounding geriatric - FUCK these new iPads. Give me the fuckin buttons back PLEASE?? UGH.
(work uses them, I am not a willing Apple user)

Why they gotta be releasing Jurassic Park things at the SAME TIME summer-ween shit is out?? Trying to save money & then BAM DINOSAURS & HALLOWEEN.
& the MF resellers have decimated the local stock of the Hammond Collection Spinosaurus & I'm absolutely devastated 😭😭

FB memories: 14 years ago I started a position at my local library & I was SO excited. The head librarian got us snowcones to celebrate me joining the team. & I apparently was checking out Karen Marie Moning's Faefever series to myself... Lil 15yo me had ABSOLUTELY NO BUSINESS READING THOSE 💀🫠🙈

Also, my partner is absolutely the sweetest creature to ever exist and I'm SO lucky to be loved by someone who loves and cares for me so tenderly 😭😭 (esp while I'm a haphazardous MESS😭)

(9) The ONE cup noodle in the house is spicy and I had absolutely 0 idea because I am NOT a spicy food girly post gallbladder removal (RIP my obsession with hot Cheetos 😭)
All this, because I didn't want to fuck with a pot and the stove 😩😭🙈😅
I'm still eating it out of spite though 🖕

(8) I take another bite just to be sure my taste buds are not tricking me, they are NOT. I scramble to find the packaging in the trash and realize the lid says "Hot & Spicy Chicken Flavor".

(7) but thankfully the egg was salvageable so I take it out and dump it into the ramen, recover it, and go find some cleaning spray & paper towels to clean up the scene of egg-splosion. After that I *finally* take a bite of my noodles and they're SPICY??

(6) pop some water in the cup and set the egg to 1 min and I cover my bowl of ramen with a plate to sit. I go to find a water bottle to go with my meal when the EGG EXPLODES 😩 the first thing out of my mouth was, "oh I am NOT smart" 😭 I gingerly open the microwave to find a yellow massacre 🫠

(5) I tear open the cup noodle and put it in an actual bowl because I hate styrofoam and 1 of my cats WILL try to eat it(plastic heathen), put the contents, which I noticed was stickier than I expected, into the bowl and dump the water in, crack my egg into a different cup (not breaking glass today)