Ford's tackle of Theory was 🤌

umm............whoooooooaaaaaaaa?

Deja vu and the everything that is a Mandela effect are remnants of previous simulations that don’t get fully wiped from the system.

I see your “Nebraska isn’t real” and raise you a “nobody ACTUALLY lives in Delaware”.

Drinking Culture Hi, My name is Georgia Kash and I am an 8th grader at dukeschool in durham which is a project based school, and for my final project I am studying the effect of mocktails on the society. A part of th...

My daughter has a capstone project (for 8th grade) on mocktails and how they have impacted drinking culture. She put together a survey for this project, if you are so inclined to take it, feel free:

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Absolutely incredible.

NASA Astronaut Reid Wiseman, who commanded Artemis II, took this footage from the far side of the Moon with his iPhone.

Watch with sound on.

I'm assuming that's the "Bloody Midgets" troupe or one of the many similarly named groups, hence Michael Cole calling them "midgets" and telling people not to criticize him on social media because the extras insisted he use that word.

(But also WWE always goes to wrestlers when they need dwarves.)

He'll come back when there's a pretty woman willing to piss on camera for him.

How many yetis needed to die for Trick William's fur train!?! #Wrestlemania

How they treat fraud.

$3,000,000,000 - 40 months
$100 - 180 months

Crime is only crime for the poor, can't be sending the rich to jail.

Or they might end up there themselves

“In order for me to calm down, I need to bomb you…” is quite the strategy….

There's quite a bit cut out, but you get the gist.

a man wearing a leather jacket and a gold necklace is looking to his left . Alt: a man taps his temple as he looks at the camera as if saying "smart thinking!"

Having a kid while recovering from an injury...

Oh my goodness! It's Bingaur!

I dont think this is real. The only screenshots I’ve seen of it is this exact time stamp.

Multiple news outlets say Anthropic's CEO is at the WH today. It's said to be a "high-stakes meeting" re. restrictions on use of AI by the gov't.

In other words, the fact that he has no knowledge of that meeting is further evidence of his dementia.

“Mr Obama”….fuck ALL the way off.

“Unusual” is a weird way to spell “illegal”.

THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ IS COMPLETELY OPEN AND READY FOR BUSINESS AND FULL PASSAGE, BUT THE NAVAL BLOCKADE WILL REMAIN IN FULL FORCE AND EFFECT AS IT PERTAINS TO IRAN, ONLY, UNTIL SUCH TIME AS OUR TRANSACTION WITH IRAN IS 100% COMPLETE. THIS PROCESS SHOULD GO VERY QUICKLY IN THAT MOST OF THE POINTS ARE ALREADY NEGOTIATED. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! PRESIDENT DONALD J.TRUMP 2.52k ReTruths 10.4k Likes 4/17/26, 8:27 AM

President Trump referred this morning to "OUR TRANSACTION WITH IRAN." This is, of course, interesting because the last time the United States struck a deal with Iran involving a transaction, Republicans completely lost their minds.

Let's take a trip down memory lane. 🧵

Scoop: U.S. considers $20 billion cash-for-uranium deal with Iran The U.S. and Iran are negotiating over a three-page plan with some very sensitive elements.

But first, we need to establish what "transaction" Trump is talking about. It's this: A plan to free up $20 billion for Iran in exchange for uranium.

This is what Trump intends to do.

A sheep wearing a maga hat with the caption “a police state is a good thing now actually”

So at the risk of maybe overreading this and making an educated guess, I think I can guess what specifically Wyden is talking about.

I think it's about use of AI (LLMs) by FBI to surveil American communications without a warrant

It gets her out of the military, so Petey is happy.

a man is sitting at a table holding a sausage and making a funny face . Alt: a man is sitting at a table holding a sausage and wiggling it side to side

Hank to John at the dining table:

*loads up “What’s New Pussycat?” x7 and “It’s Not Unusual”x1*

Yeah, I expect a load of “you had to CHEAT”

inb4 Darby does a Coffin Drop off of Everest to retain... #AEWDynamite

I'm TERRIFIED of what he will do to his body to defend the title...

HOLY FUCKING SHITBALLS #AEWDynamite