I was gonna be mean, but then I realized I don’t even know what day of the week it is.

you’re right and we should say it more often!

Screenshot from the movie Independence Day of Will Smith lighting a cigar and saying “Welcome to Earth” after having just punched an alien in the face

also why was Italian Aaron Taylor Johnson so damn big when HIS daddy was three apples tall as well?

i’m sure this was also hella evident in The Little Mermaid but Halle Bailey is three apples tall

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this woman is WICKED!!! what are we doing!?

Don't taco Tuesday this shit. Millions of people spent the day wondering if they would get vaporized, and no one in our government stood up to him. Nothing cutesy about it.

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Panic is the only setting palm-colored people have during times of unrest. Especially unrest that they caused.

I refuse to let y’all infect me with that. Even with everything going on. Sorry.

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Babies first autostraddle feature!

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TWO JOHN IS THE NIGGA FROM THE OLD SPICE COMMERCIALS?! wow. wild what a haircut will do for a mf

please don’t tell me Cross and Kayla are gonna hunch…

Zoë Winters, the woman that you are. a bang i always love to see pon my screen.

they making war movies about meteorologists, good grief

watched Ready or Not 2 and realized that Titus is Pope from Animal Kingdom is Dr. Abbott from The Pitt and in all three roles, homie looks/acts like he’d eat it off the bone.

Our friends at Firestorm are struggling in the face of disaster capitalism. A queer- and worker-owned bookstore that has, over and over, been there for the community.

They let me set up a referral page with them. Books from my podcasts, my books, and books I love

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i don’t think i’ve ever cried so much from a TV show i’m dehydrated the big gentleman’s club in the sky really pushed me over

oh Sia Boa

omg yes you always have a choice don’t do this!!!!!

of all the people to walk in on them!!!!!

i fucking despise Maria’s storyline but what makes the least amount of sense to me is why Valdo likes her at all

i gotta take a break before this last episode but knowing that Dom Pedro II is 16 makes me think they’re setting up season 2 to be Joana in a love triangle with Vicente and Dom Pedro and i can’t abide by that lil chicken nugget being in some bullshit, i really can’t

if this is Maria…

chile these people dropping like flies. who’s next?

you don’t want people to tell you what to do so you’re trying to join the ARMY? girl. they didn’t send you to that expensive school for you to make stupid decisions

Honorato is the only man that knows how to be married to a baddie and everyone else should take note.

i love that Joana is always whipping Vicente into shape. he got slow his roll still. bb girl needs to explore the world

Maria kirking out in broad daylight like she’s gonna fuck around and get her and this half a pack of braiding hair tossed back into the big house.