Jalen Hurts having his worst rated game in his career tonight and the perfect rated game weeks apart should be studied

Advent 2026 where we all deploy to the domains we purchased 🤝

I hope only Jalyx Hunt has a good night and him only

But Patullo is absolutely not the problem! We will keep investigating what is 🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠

Wild how timely that quote feels from 1979!!

I’ll actually never forgive Tommy Wisseau for not making a sequel to The Room

No one could’ve predicted this….

Unable to git pull? Sweet guess I’m done for the day 😏

At least @durbin.senate.gov got a handshake tho? 🙃🙃🙃

This team did not miss! Congrats Zohran & Team!

Excited to see your efforts and patience pay off! You did the damn thing!! So proud!

My niece texted me “quieres yappear conmigo” might be the most excited I’ve ever been for our relationship 🥹🥹🥹

It’s always ban instead of proper education for using tools 🥲

….i also think AI has no business discussing suicide with anyone at any age 🙃

Try “sure” next time for science

I think Chicago might do grudge well!

How did you know this is exactly what I wanted. Can I leave emo lyrics as my away message?

Hasn’t it been like forever said the hardest part about Harvard is getting in? 😅😅

Maybe don’t make it possible to pass a class without attending? 🫠🫠

I still vividly remember Obama coming out to greet us when his staffer was preparing our tour 18 years later. This is magical

Thoughts are with the cofounder during this difficult time. 😂 Feel better Mark!

Officially on PTO until October 9! Let’s gooooooo!

I wish she would’ve been president 😭😭😭

Im sorry I ever doubted you Bijan

I support what you’re doing and sorry for what happened. Claiming you’re the only candidate when Daniel Bliss is doing the same thing is kind of a wild unnecessary embellishment when you’re already doing such a great job running 🤷‍♀️

As someone who was once tasked with moderating a group like that and answering questions, I would’ve loved more like this 😂😂

They should invent computers that are good for you

I bet this will be the reason they fire him instead of overall incompetence

Do bump its still exist? Feels like in easy way to get the shape after teasing

Screenshot from Taylor Swift’s website featuring a progress bar that fills with a gradient glitter that seems to unlock another countdown page when filled

I just want to be a dev for Taylor Swift and be able to use glitter all the time

taylorswift.com

@engineeringbae.bsky.social feels like you’d know

How they’re gonna take back rattiest city from Chicago 🤣