Well well. Is this the new fella? Handsome chap with a kind face and you look super happy. I like this for you.

Not in Brighton her home town says all you need to know. (Hove actually)

That flu is shit. It wiped me flat for two weeks.

Still. This chaps compliments are better than mine 😂

10/10 do recommend.

One up on me instantly.

I need details! The last I was chatting with started demanding I go to church every Sunday and spending the day at her folks after.

God no no no. Sundays I only like to decide what I’m ordering from uber eats.

Church my arse.

Oh it does, does it?

More odd behaviour. They should have mashed potato stars and nowt else.

Indeed mate. Over potato stars too 😂😂

That’s mad.

No fun.

No. We go together with glen and all be evil little bastids.

Nooooo tell more!

Or she pushed him to it.

Reach out if you need to offload. Usual terms & conditions apply.

All ok mate?

Happy to share shit flirting tips.

At least it wasn’t a chicken jumper.

From Facebook.

Whilst everyone was admiring the cat all I could notice was the drug deal going down. I’m not made for fb.

Share scheme matures today. Not me. Holiday booking time. For one day I win at life.

He’s just needs to retire but the grift pays too well.

Less legit than the old prince emails.

What did you do?

All seems it’s made life easier. As self confessed lazy fucker I’m all for it.

I second this.

But it’s a marvellous pun.

I bet it’s out there ha.

This. This is your best work ever. That good it needs be a book.
@ockenden.com this is right up your street.

Ha ha yes!