a pittsburgh sports team hasn’t made it to the 2nd round of the playoffs since I was in college

the pittsburgh penguins are making me want to kill myself

now we’re at 1 delivered, 1 arriving tomorrow, and 1 lost! I have the magic power to fix issues by complaining about them

good news one of the 3 is no longer lost!

i’m currently waiting for 3 different packages that all seem to be lost?? one is fedex one is ups and one is amazon what is going ON

I just find it annoying in general when people / companies overpromise with dates, like i’d rather you tell me something will take 3 days and then be pleasantly surprised when it’s 2 than tell me something will be 1 day and then be annoyed when it’s 2

STOP EMAILING ME!! im tired of receiving emails NO MORE EMAILS

and yeah ik amazon is evil i did go over a year without using amazon at one point but living in the city and not having a car, there’s some things that are not that easy to find / get. and in terms of more generalist stores target and walmart are pretty evil too soooo

i feel like packages from amazon have been late so often recently and it’s so annoying, if i’m using amazon it’s usually because i need something by a specific time, if it wasn’t a rush i’d get it somewhere else

idk how some people aren’t embarrassed to be fully grown adults and constantly having drama online

had to mute oomf for being a flyers fan sorry you can get unmuted after the first round of the playoffs

i knew diplo produced it and i guess i was giving him way too much credit thinking that he would come up with something that good on his own

the beat of paper planes by mia is from a clash song??? i had no idea

ouch???

i’m usually hungover after i go out with the friends i was with last night but im not today 😎

so 2 of the people I was out with tonight are now working for a software company that mostly has military contracts and one of them said “what are you gonna do” I said “literally anything else??”

left home and within a block saw a man pissing on the street and another man too drunk to stand having a very normal one i see

i’ve had a headache for 3 days now oh my god just kill me already

the problem with my current meds is that if i’m sober or not busy at night i will get sad after they’ve worn off

wtf do you mean the dress code for your wedding is “wedding party chic” that isn’t a real dress code

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realizing hours later that i misunderstood something and my response didn’t make sense

employee at the ups store referred to the company as “our corporate overlords” lmao

“why have i been waiting for the elevator for AGES” - me, waiting for the elevator for 30 seconds but i’m really high

my brain is not being nice to me lately :(

when mitski said “i don’t like my mind” she was so real for that

guess who just negotiated herself a raise i’m so #girlboss

im so tired!! of life being so exhausting!! and spending most of my waking hours doing shit i have to do instead of shit i want to do!!

i looked at the comments for 2 seconds and went WHYYYYY

me when i spend ages working on a piece of art and then chicken out of posting it 🙃

i mean yea i’m a millennial with a dog what do u want from me