a close up of a man 's face with a very angry look on his face Alt: yujiro hanma giving you a kiss

I'm a couple days late, but pucker up butter cup <3

Oh sweet, Zangetsu...
HOLY FUCKING SHIT THE OUYA!!

Need to take a girl to the range and shoot with her.
What if we spent an hour at the range shooting and then who ever has the worst grouping on the last target has to buy dinner?

Scaring my boss by fagging it up while I sell guns and kiss cute guys and gals on the sales floor.

image of sona pointing to a towed car in the background with a stressed smile. caption reads: THEY TOOK MY FUCKIN CAR its actually a nissan versa but you get it Job's been cutting my hours, Doordash had been giving me shit offers when I had it and now its like $2000 to get it back,,

happy holidays god is testing my ass rn
friends pushed me to make a fundraiser bc if i offer commissions for this i will actually perish </3

tl;dr job sucks dashing sucks and my reward for busting my ass is my car getting repo'd for my efforts and i kinda need that thing ⛓️⬇️

#mutualaid #fundraiser

гwqvh@Ёw@бtbds@Бw╢t╚@bve@Ёifv@цib·tqf@рq·s Mr. Geoff Keighley.

ID Checker

I'm such a dilfpilled man enjoyer. Why won't ff7 let me romance Barrett?

So weird having a stable windows 11 install by simply being weird and autistic and cutting and gutting random crap. I have nothing "wrong" with my windows at all and never experience any of the issues anyone else complains about or experiences.

Maybe I'm just goated?
Maybe y'all just suck?

Mamdani / Sliwa 2028 presidential run

Too many people care about pronouns, not enough people care about proverbs. Please open your bibles to Proverbs 10:1.

Umamusume season 2

Was Jeffing it up last night in Rivals and had this happen to me and it's just like guhfyufhsgjfhehsb

I played about 4 hours and didn't get into it. It's kinda just there. Metroidvanias were my bread and butter growing up but Hollow Knight was just kinda disappointing. Hope the Hollow Knight fans get what they've wanted so they can stop being weird about it.

Bulgarian Makarov (1989)

If you invite me to play minecraft with you and it's skyblock, I'm going to switch the places of your periosteum and marrow.

Goodness gracious 😳

I need to stalk someone through the woods and hunt them, when they're exhausted and can't keep going, I make my move and fuck them senseless.

#cnc #cncfantasy #bi #pan

I wanna get into cosplay, I wanna do Kamen Rider Cosplays so bad.

Really fuckin hate it when people I've been friends with disappear for months or even years and come back from nowhere, act all sociable, and then ask me for money. The moment I say no they block me and fuck off back into whatever aether they came from.

:(

Esperanto

Kiryu Kazuma

Break it up and sell the sex on dl site.

I'm sorry I make you feel inferior as a salesman. Those feelings are well deserved. You should feel bad.

I sold more in my first quarter here than you did in your entire tenure.

Buyers deserve more than just "ask for info and more pics"

Just got accused of using AI to make my product listings by the guy who used to have my job because I follow a consistent format and use "flowery language and big words" in my listings.

Dude's listings sucked ass. It's like "item is in good condition, ask for more info or pictures"

Should have put in #kamenrider lol

My comm came out great.
Two of my favorite things, fictional older men and Kamen Rider, mixed into one.

Thank you Aster :)

Huh. It's a contraption... therefore
Let there be contraption

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uhhhh hi i am out of my meds and need to pay for my refill appointment on wednesday i know its a lil short notice but ive been experiencing withdrawal symptoms and also the heat makes me feel like im abt to just. drop at any moment anything helps

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Gross