hiiiii syd!

“youre just emotional bc youre pregnant” no im emotional bc i already feel like a fucking burden bc i cant do a goddamn thing myself and i dont fucking need someone “jokingly” being an asshat to me bc i asked you to do something YOU VOLUNTEERED TO DO.

fuck off. ill do it my fucking self.

how are you going to get shitty with me about asking you to do something you volunteered to fucking do???

im so over this shit i stg

Give Inuyasha a gun

j’s best friends mom not only bought us a baby bottle maker, she also got us a crib and mattress for it 🥹 im gonna actually cry.

i think willow likes the song pepper by the butthole surfers lmao. which is good bc thats the song our cats named after 😁

ty love! we’re both so excited!! i just want her here already but i also know im gonna miss being pregnant. the first trimester sucked bc i was sick the whole time but now that the nausea is gone i love it sm honestly 😭

i’ve been telling you for several months that my car needs new tires, why are you acting surprised that you got a flat??? 🙄

j: man this is the life. i got pizza rolls, weed, my video game, and my pregnant naked girlfriend laying in my bed behind me. this is all i ever want.

😂 i cant w him lmao

an ultrasound of willow with her face straight forward

look at her little face!! i just know shes gonna look exactly like her daddy 🥹

an ultrasound of my daughter willow

my sweet girl. you are so loved already. 🥹🥰

confirmed that willow is in fact a girl. which is good bc i did not want to change her name

youre so incredibly sweet will tysm!! 🖤🖤

willow either really really really loves or really really really hates cheddar and sour cream ruffles bc she goes absolutely nuts every time i eat them.
i cant tell which tho

o u know this is gonna be SO GOOD

hello love! how are you today!? 🖤😌

i suppose i will since everyone else is and im feeling extra talkative today

i love being able to feel willows kicks but sometimes she kicks me so hard im surprised i cant physically see her from out here lol

while i agree with the sentiment and whatnot all he really did was put a bunch of other people out of work :/

SO MUCH MORE ROOM FOR ACTIVITIES (if u say something about my piles of dirty laundry ur a bully shut up)

when i worked at mcdonalds in hs this lady came through the dt w what looked like an 8 year old sitting in the front seat holding a barely 6 month old in her lap.

like girl u are just asking for something terrible to happen but ok go off i fuckin guess. 🙄

i dont initiate interactions much bc i miss a lot of posts but u can always bother me 😌

finally done with my room and now my back hates me 😅

s/o to my stepdad and nephew for putting my a/c unit in, moving my heavy ass cedar chest, and carrying my baskets of dirty laundry downstairs tho 😭

i wonder what you were dream eating….obviously something VERY delicious.

friendly reminder to check on ur pregnant friends. we’re probably doing shit we’re not supposed to. like spending the last 1.5 hours cleaning and rearranging a bedroom by themselves.

my anatomy scan is in two days!!! i’m so excited to see my baby girl 🥰🥰

j laid on my tummy earlier and willow immediately kicked him 😂 shes already annoyed by her dad lmao

listening to the one more light album and knowing this was chesters last album makes me so sad. you cant tell me this wasnt just one big suicide note 😭🥺

i would love to just brush my teeth without gagging. thatd be great actually

as someone whose hair was blue for nearly a decade…good luck lol

but no seriously iroiro mixed with arctic fox stayed the longest for me.