FF9 (2019)

It's got enough room for me & the whole squad ⚔️

Slowly working on full version of this too

Bible

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

meet me in the forums

Celebrating 1 year of Pizza Membership

local pizza place offering nondescript “Pizza Membership” for $499

Inn is 300 GP and I only have 299 
🫡🔫

i feel like my HP bar just turned yellow

dude, 350 is the perfect temperature, even the oven thinks so!

Hey June!!! It’s great to hear from you! I’m pretty swell, just cleaning out the backlog for once haha. Next is some Devil May Cry and YS hopefully. I saw you had a great time on your trip!!

Rereading this and it’s giving your well-meaning relative that never fully understood social media 🔥🔥🔥

Social media update for Trevor: I just finished Ace Attorney Investigations 1, AMA

steiner

#finalfantasy

Discussing fighting game patches in the group chat

Final:
RedWings 5
Jets 1

Another absolute perfect hit from the studio

Enjoy the video I just made while eating a breakfast sandwich.
coming soon to ABC.

#minecraft

Thunderhell is shaping up to be AMAZING! 🙏

YouTube thumbnail for “Awesomest Christmas Ever” depicting a smiling kid

Awesomest Christmas Ever is a film you can watch

limit break son or mystic arte daughter?

카이네

Image by @Zkitty8 on Tumblr. It's a screenshot from FE4, when André's bow knights attack Silesse's pegasus knights. There's text above the screenshot that says: "Okay but the American education system literally didn't tell us how to defend against horse archers"

a TV listing for "Deadly Cheers"

FINALLY a version of Cheers where they kill each other

I Survived One Hundred Days On Minecraft Hardcore Survival #FACTCHECKED

This is endgame for sure

Bluesky is the home for jrpgs. Do I get Breath of Fire 4, Suikoden 1, or Wild Arms? Each one is $5.99 on ps3 psn. Let me know in the comments

Why did bluesky get a little bit darker. I didn’t tell it to do that