Oh god this happened to us a decade ago it was awful! It was in a rental and it wasn’t even part of our cable equipment, someone had just left it there.

Figured I’d wade into the airport discourse I’m seeing on Bluesky today; Airports are where planes depart from. However, they are also where planes arrive. So it’s important to consider both of these things

The federal government stole $166 billion of your money and you're never getting it back

Poll: Is your baseball team good rn?
Like for no. Repost for no. Reply for no.

an all timer video

Like... I'm sorry, but to win future elections, you need a good chunk of the people who sat out in 2016 or 2024 to vote for you, and I just don't think that sneering at them and saying it's their fault that things are the way they are right now is going to win them over, even if you truly believe it

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Waxahatchee & MJ Lenderman ❤️❤️❤️

they played Lilacs

Our 3.5yo has made friends with two women who ride the same bus as us. They’re all obsessed with each other.

my mom STILL talks about the man who saw her with toddler me and my baby brother and a broken stroller at the bottom of the hill and helped her carry everything up the hill to our home. i am 36 years old!!! people can be so good sometimes and people remember!!

a large percentage of Monster Jam is just “oh no truck fell over”

a screenshot from an email from the Philadelphia Phillies asking "How was the Phillies?" coming the morning after they lost 9-0

I THINK YOU KNOW HOW IT WAS

One amazing thing we learned from this week's De Mol episode is that the boardgame "Operation" is called "Doctor Tremble" in Flemish, which is so sick, much better name.

3.5yo: “if da big bad wolf was real, i would not want to see him”

If this actually happens, it may rank as the single most corrupt act in the history of American politics. I cannot believe this is even under discussion.

im dyin

thanks again joe manchin!

"Yoshi, i think is a marxist. We should be able to agree on that."

Waxahatchee: Tiny Desk Concert YouTube video by NPR Music

"i take it for granted...if i could love you unconditionally, i could iron out the edges of the darkest sky"

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ps1f...

i've been to two Eagles championship parades. shit's gonna blow those out of the water.

Bonkus of the Conkus has been an intrusive phrase in my head for a solid four days now. it's partially because, obviously, very funny combination of words. the other reason is that Olive Oyl's reaction reads exactly like a Naomi Wolf tweet.

Real Parasaurolophus Calls : Real Dinosaur Sounds YouTube video by DinosaurCulture

I love them and I love the videos of what they “probably sounded like”

youtu.be/QtpSOpUDCb8?...

missed a call from the Crash Test Dummies this morning

@jonbois.bsky.social watching baseball

NANCY HAS MET SLUGGO DOWNTOWN HE HAS JUST GOT PAID AT THE BAIT SHOP WHERE HE WORKS NANCY IS TRULY SURPRISED ABOUT HIS PAY SLUGGO:THEY PAY ME IN WOIMS SLUGGO IS HOLDING A TIN CAN FILLED WITH WOIMS (WORMS)

WOIMSDAY

She reportedly parted ways with Bezos with a jaw-dropping $38.3 billion in Amazon stock. Their divorce settlement included a 4 % stake in the online retail giant or 19.7 million shares. Under the agreement, Bezos kept 75% of the couple's Amazon stock, along with voting control of her shares. Jan 11, 2023

MacKenzie Scott has given away over $19 billion in the last 5 years and experts say she's 'changed entire fie... MacKenzie Scott acknowledged another $2 billion in donations as 2024 comes to a close.

MacKenzie Scott, worth $41.1 billion, is on a philanthropic tear and has donated an estimated 46% of her net worth.

Just to give a sense of the insane scale of billions of dollars…MacKenzie Scott got about $38 billion after divorcing Bezos in 2019. She has become the world’s most generous philanthropist, giving away over $19 billion…and she’s currently wealthier than she started.

Just. Tax. Them.

from downtown

Did you know: There's HD video of Here Comes The Pizza?

Repeating "Oh no. Toilet" to myself all day.