OUTKICK Ivanka Trump has the angry libs on high alert as she slides into an amazing dress, Waffle House chaos & MEAT! AAU parents are dealing with sticker shock By Joe Kinsey • OutKick Published April 20, 2026 11:39am EDT
That’s too much sliding Ivanka
Everyone who knows why this is funny is going to Hell, but will feel compelled to tell everyone else about it too because it's that sort of cursed knowledge
Happy birthday to marijuana
pulled out the camera app so fast you wouldn’t even believe
My cat in a box
*Alice in Chains voice* I’m the cat in the box
Meanwhile liberal Christians are replying to this saying “Hegseth is more like the Pharisees than journalists are.”
Maybe reflect on how it’s bad to use the forerunners of all modern Rabbinic Judaism as shorthand for “bad hypocritical people” & not just fling it back and forth at one another.
"Yes, I remember when the principal would call us into the playground and assemble us before the gallows. 'Today is the day set for execution of sentence on Jimmy Martin, who was convicted of dipping Cindy Mathers's pigtails in an inkwell.' Then the last sad words; the hood; the sudden drop . . ."
Holy SHIT someone found the test pressing of Robert Johnson's Cross Road Blues and it is clear as a PIN www.openculture.com/2026/04/reco...
what is the charge. what crime has been done
Frederico Fellini's Super Mario Brothers
It can’t be antisemitic, the guy who INVENTED Fagin used it!
I wonder if there’s a version of this I could acquire to let people know I’m not involved in human trafficking
I do not want to create an account or open a subscription I just want to buy a thing and never hear from you again why is this so hard.
screenshot of instagram messages (story reply to a girl with big boobs) a: them titties tho lol b: this is her boyfriend a: tell her i said "them titties tho" b: where tf do you want to be buried a: in those titties bro duh!!
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“actual malice standard is now what some would call a legal lay up.”
“actual malice standard is now what some would call a legal lay up.”
“actual malice standard is now what some would call a legal lay up.”
“actual malice standard is now what some would call a legal lay up.”
Whom ye shall not eat, for its cud it does not chew
Natalie Portman making up an imaginary boyfriend voice: Tanguy Destable
Donald Trump post "The U.S.A. is the “HOTTEST” Country in the World right now. Just a short time ago, under Sleepy Joe Biden, IT WAS DEAD, LAUGHED AT ALL OVER THE WORLD!!! But not anymore - Nobody’s laughing!!! President DJT"
Trump slowly evolving into dril
A mannequin is dismantled ‘neath a sign reading “looks we love” near the entrance of a Macy’s
Looks we love
Fascinating paragraph from Scott Alexander, where he admits he’s the dog that caught the car
I personally don't love the resurfacing of Medieval religious antisemitism and how it's so intertwined with legitimate criticisms of the Israeli State that nobody is able to untangle the 2.
We could be eating cherries together being chased by ghosts but the world wouldn’t understand our love. A man and a circle with a bow on her head? Not in Donald Trump’s America.
Not even going to try to explain any of this one to offline spouse. "So there's this movement of young Nazis who think their only value is their looks and they're hitting themselves with hammers to improve their bone structure which I'm fine with actually, go ahead and knock yourselves out, boys."
Somehow I’d never heard about this story, where Nixon goons kidnapped/drugged & held a woman to prevent her from talking to the press about Watergate.
Then I check the Wikipedia and… the chief goon in that story is still alive, suffered no lasting consequences, and is still gooning for Trump.
Poor Sleep Linked To Gong Instrument’s Loud, Resonant Crash Can Be Disruptive
Poor Sleep Linked To Gong https://theonion.com/poor-sleep-linked-to-gong/
prohibition but for sports gambling, now
you’re only allowed to do it if you go to a dingy bar and place your bet with a guy named vito four fingers who makes it extremely clear that if you welch on him you’re going to join him in the four fingers club
Despicable fucking government.
Long post complaining about the crazy on the TV show MASH with the reply "That's just how the Army is"
MASH was simultaneously the least AND most accurate military-themed pop culture phenomenon in America.
im reading bleak house and they just got to the house and guess what. its really nice. so what the fuck