Both

Everyone looks red on the show for some reason. It’s lit like Spencer’s gifts

Too stinky

“A lawsuit is being filed.”
Yeah, I end most of my yelp reviews the same way

I’ll stick with the Pep Boys

You’re telling me Gen Z wouldn’t be excited about a 30 Rock movie?

He’s turning our beautiful capitalism into CRAPitalism

They’re feeding our brave troops British food

Apparently the northernlion cruise is cancelled. Are there any other online personalities I can get norovirus with?

They’re trying their best

Swapping guy stories with The Professor

Ah shoot. Maybe next time

This “-maxxing” and “-mogging” stuff comes from an ugly place and has never been particularly funny. But what about if *I* adopt it, but ironically,

I will forever be haunted by this footage.

Trawling has only been filmed underwater a few times in documentary history, and never with such clarity.

What’s so heart-rending about these shots is watching how the animals don’t just get swept up — they swim for their lives.
🌎🦑🧪

Wearing cologne/perfume is actually anti-social, equivalent to using a Bluetooth speaker on the bus.

He insulted Jesus. He’s done. Finished! Christians have logically consistent beliefs and this obviously crossed the line. I’m smart for saying this.

Where’s the Rock in the ranking?

Young willem Defoe

What a movie. They’re talking about it for a reason

Why does the Patreon app home screen show the most recent posts from your memberships

picking one item from the pic you just sent me and saying “okay miss ____!”

I tried to sign up to die in Iran, but they said I am too tall and my dick is too big. Looking into surgical options

I’d like to see the ol’ AI industry wriggle its way of of this one

Assuming that Aaron was the leader because of his greater wealth is straight up classism.

I love the viral video from the libertarian presidential debate where they’re fighting over whether it’s wrong to leave a diarrhea shit in a public toilet without flushing

Large Afghan 9/11 Peace Rug Afghan War Rugs are just one of many ways that Afghanistan's turbulent history has impacted its fascinating culture. This particular design features the Twin Towers. The events of 9/11/2001 had a prof...

So cool

JJK is so beast. Every moment moving things forward, nothing wasted.

“find more posts about the child ballads”

Colombus ranked best city for Gen X to go number 2

This story seems fake though. It’s written the same way UFO stories are written, like there’s some magic tech we don’t understand

An air force base for dogs??