I have no clue how much money the OP is really talking about. I just tossed my wish list up here. 💖

ALSO THIS.

Also two Irish coffee glasses for @zem42.bsky.social from where I got my two.

I don't know how much money we're talking here, but I have such a list... 😄

A harp.
Well-paid assistant to be my executive function.
Small electric vehicle.
Beautiful art.
Concierge health care (including surgery to remove a couple things).
Oodles of donations to pet rescues.
Retirement for me and my friends so we can relax and spend time together.

ENONSENSE
timeline too awful: giving up

RIGHT? With the associated glaring errors. ("Typewriter font" sent me!)

I mean maybe we're just smelling the burned tokens, here. But wow.

Bahahaha not... exactly 😂

Counterpoint: the appropriate amount of alarm is pretty much incapacitating

This and Victor Glover are the aspects of the Artemis mission that I am most excited by.

Also, Victor Glover became the farthest any Black man has travled from Earth.

NASA astronaut and Artemis II Commander Reid Wiseman took this picture of Earth from the Orion spacecraft's window on April 2, 2026, after completing the translunar injection burn.

Lot of recalled products down there.

"i have two Microsoft Outlooks, and neither one of those are working."

The Astronauts truly representing us all up there.

There are now 10 toilets in Space

International Space Station: 4
Crew Dragon Docked at ISS: 1
Soyuz Docked at ISS: 1
Tiangong Space Station: 2
Shenzhou Docked at TSS: 1
Artemis II on way around Moon: 1

This will be the first time a toilet has left low earth orbit!

Help us name a little speedster 🐆

TDoV reminder:
- nonbinary people are real
- they do not owe you androgyny
- many of us are not interacting with the binary at all
- People with all sorts of different sex designations at birth can be non-binary
- Non-binary is not woman-lite
- Participating in medical transition is not required

in favor of AI, data harvesting, and ads.

look at this baby beaver and feel better briefly

(@ wildheartrescue on TT)

One would think that this sort of thing would get the USA interested in data privacy, given the USA's hurr-hurr-aren't-we-great attitude about its military.

Oh well, broken timeline, try again later

I heard there was
a secret cord
that David kept
in his cable hoard
but he can never find it
when he needs it

hey kittens I found a warm thing

Happy St. Patrick's Day, New York.

demisexual ppl be like: good news! our friendship is vesting and you are now eligible for benefits!

"Faster than a speeding bullet."

I love watching border collies work.

Why is bottom humor so punny?

We're sighs queens.

A cyclist pulls to a sharp stop along
the canal, the honk-squeal of his
brakes causing the nearby geese to
accept him as one of their own.

More people please ask this question. Every American tourist every day. It's magical: only the exact correct subset of people are made uncomfortable.

#vetmed #relatable

As the laid off Middle East News Editor, I concur. Management eliminated the positions of every single staff correspondent and bureau chief in the Middle East.

A national treasure of a journalist & especially fine human just posted some of his work for free ⬇️

Hoping for an iOS version soon. Seriously, this is brilliant.

awww, so sad