Screenshot Lucavi @lucavi_ftw good news everyone SPACE com Potatoes are better than human blood for making space concrete bricks, scientists say.

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I love this fact

As of today, Coronation Street has been airing for 65 years, amassing around 11,608 episodes in that time. If you were paid $15m for each and every one of those episodes you would still be $2.9bn poorer than Jeff Bezos was in 2020. (He is now $60bn richer than that, but I refuse to do more sums).

This is an advert for Weetabix breakfast cereal. It shows a young child and the message 'send her to school warm inside as well'. The advert encourages the consumption of the cereal with hot milk and a sprinkling of sugar, or fried lightly in bacon fat. warm inside as well! In chilly weather a kiddie needs warmth inside as well as out, so serve favourite Weetabix warm, says Mrs. Crisp. Either straight from the packet with hot milk and a sprinkling of sugar, or fried lightly in the bacon fat-delicious! Weetabix is ideal for warming breakfasts, for it's goodness itself just the finest wheat, selected malt, double su sugar, a pinch of salt and nothing else. Yes, you can be sure the children are off to a good start when they warm up on Weetabix. P.S. Adults like Weetabix, too! Weetabix with hot milk. So easy to serve and it 'helps the milk down'! Weetabix Fry'. Dip the Weetabix in hot fat serve with bacon or tomatoes. Scrumptious! serve Weetabix warm in wintry weather says Mrs. Crisp There are lots of other ways you can serve Weetabix too! Snacks, savouries, sweets, suppers. Write to me-Mrs. Crisp-at 57S, Constantia House, Burton Latimer, Northants, and I'll send you a FREE SAMPLE and a copy of my recipe leaflet. You'll find both useful ! WHEAT, MALT, DOUBLE SUGAR AND SALT CRISPLY TOASTED THAT'S WEETABIX!

Feb 1951: Weetabix ad

«warm inside as well!»

Thinking about applying to be on The Traitors so that someone will cook my tea and give me a sensible bedtime.

ok so now only creeps who PAY to be on X can use grok to make CSAM and non-consensual porn cool cool

In "celebration" of thr Pepto Bismol ad now being on the radio, I took some popular radio-friendly songs and added the "Diarrhea" guy.

Classic cat

Distant is better than right next to your bed, which is my cat's preferred location

Shame ChrisRea never wrote a follow-up 'Driving back from Christmas' where he spends the whole journey remembering what he left behind at his mum's house.

Paddington: I am become death the destroyer of worlds

I have to ask

a) who is doing all these, and

b) why has Paddington become the number one leader of dead people to the pearly gates?

I have never been as ready for the days to start getting longer as I am this year.

‪WeRateDogs‬ ‪@weratedogs.com‬ · 9d Joined Apr ’23 Crushed (Piano) This is Magnus. He just beat cancer. His family wrote the big news on their car and bought him balloons to celebrate. Magnus got so much love from strangers the whole way home. His human said, "I hope everyone has a Magnus in their lives, who shows them what determination and strength are." 14/10 a person smiles as they attach a bunch of purple balloons to their car mirror. the back of their window has window paint that reads, "my dog beat cancer. clap" with hearts drawn on the corners. a brown dog sticks his head out the window during the drive, and about two dozen people wave, honk, and direct heart hand signals at him to celebrate and congratulate him on his cancer-free announcement. 0:04 / 0:42 85 756 lovelace314rubin.bsky.social ‪@lovelace314rubin.bsky.social‬ Follow Cruise Accident (Drowned [Ocean]) He seriously needs to read up on medical studies that explain the clear, verified connections between MOST cancers and low/chronically low Vitamin D3 Blood Serum levels. So should ANYONE else reading this. 4 December 2025 at 17:20

Watching @wearejames.bsky.social performing on Strictly was not on my 2025 bingo card. Perhaps it wasn't on theirs either. But it was a joy and I plan to learn the dance routine before we see them in April...

WHY ARE YOU ANNOYED THIS IS WHAT YOU WANTED TO HAPPEN

The Tasselled Wobbegong is a master of disguise that can eat a fish almost as big as itself in one gulp. It's classified as a shark, but when it lays on the sea floor it looks like a harmless rug if you manage to see it. But with powerful jaws and sharp teeth they are no fish to mess with.

Oh shit waddup

Almost no one is affected.

As Dan Neidle says, "There will be inefficiencies and unfairnesses, as with all taxes, but the basic concept is right: ending the anomaly that someone in a £10m home pays the same council tax as someone in a £1m home – and only twice that of someone in a £400k home."

Symptoms of ovarian cancer No appetite/ feeling full quickly Needing to wee more Bloated tummy Tummy pain If symptoms are persistent, ask your GP about ovarian cancer. Target Ovarian Cancer

I’m gonna keep sharing these ovarian cancer symptoms whenever I see them.

I will add - from personal experience - diarrhoea and fatigue.

Get it checked! Remember, there’s no routine screening for ovarian cancer.

trying to start a moral panic and the stories are all like “the ADHD meds really helped but didn’t solve everything”

A black background decorated with gold illustrations of branches, stars, swords, ravens, and tiny ghost shapes. In the centre, bold text reads: “BIRDS BUT THEY GET SPOOKIER EACH TIME.” Two ravens perch on bare branches at the bottom, with candles glowing beside them.

Birds but they get spookier each time. 🎃👻

Enter if you dare...🚪

We had similar with my dad recently, it took a few days for the UTI delirium to subside.

You may know this and already have ruled it out, but UTIs in the elderly cause massive confusion and mood swings. Hope it gets easier soon.

Screenshot of text: unfuck google drive by shooting gemini Hey folks! Google is fucking you via sneaky enshittification again! Want the shit in your google drive to load instantly again, instead of taking for-fucking-ever? Open your gdrive (web OR app) Settings > Manage Apps Gemini was checked "use as default" (and i sure the fuck didn't set it that way, this was a silent push) Nuke that, and suddenly, folders that took up to a minute to populate and sort do so in a fraction of a second.

friend shared this, immediately updated my settings

might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen

Rishi fucking Sunak in the unsay times writing about tax rises

arsonist shouts advice to firefighters tackling their inferno

OK, this is a test to see if the internet can help my mum. Can you identify a comic rhyming monologue my mum performed at school in the 1960s? She has been blurting out lines at random as long as I've been alive, but can't remember who wrote it, and internet searches bring nothing up. Ahem:
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Iona and Peter Opie went round schools collecting rhymes, folklore etc. Maybe there's something in their archive 🤔 The Opie archive: exploring play in Britain from the 1950s to the 1980s share.google/ruunbAk1bVv0...

An advert for a Tom Grennan concert at York Racecourse. Text, under a photo of Tom, reads "Tom Grennan Saturday 25 July York Racecourse. Performing after racing."

He has to race before he performs? Hardcore.